shave the soap

The action of removing any body hair that may have become attached to a bar of soap while you're in the shower.

It is a common courtesy for the person who will be using the soap after you, especially if your short and curlies are stuck on.

"Who forgot to shave the soap!? It looks like Sasquatch was using this thing!"

by CaptainJonus July 28, 2006

Dropping the Soap

The BIG reason noone wants to go to jail.

Freaky Big hick guy 1: You sure do have a purty mouth...

by K~ August 10, 2003

Dropping the Soap

When in prison, the soap may occasionally be dropped in the community shower. What results is someone getting porked up the butthole

My mate Susie does it in the female wing all the time. Its called dropping the soap

by dhodawg1 May 14, 2014

Drop the soap

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"I wouldn't drop the soap if I were you"
-6ix9ine

by McBooty6969 January 28, 2019

prison soap antique

(n.) A priceless and fragile antique. The term is used by employers of handlers to remind people that if they drop the ming vase or statue, they get fucked. In the rear. Very hard.

This is a prison soap antique; remember what'll happen if you drop it.

by Gumba Gumba June 11, 2006

The soap

The soap is a sacred object that you do not want to drop while in a shower, especially in prison. If you drop the soap there’s a 99.99 percent chance of a big nigga resizing your asshole by 20%. Most times you will here the lion king theme song before you feel the big niggas BBC in your ass.

Fred: Man I was so shook when I dropped the soap in prison that I shit myself and had to waffle stomp it down the drain!

Dave: Lol if you would have gotten blacked I was finna call you a fruit lmao.

by Fermit_The_Krog April 1, 2019

drop the soap

A situation in which leaves you in a suggestible position for painful, embarrasing and/or discouraging consequences

The prison guard's words "Don't drop the soap" was the only time he had before the inmates raped him

Crap!, I dropped the soap and my house got repo-ed. I'm totally f---ed now!

by Jose Gomez June 21, 2006