Turd Saw

A tool used for chopping up a stubborn, oversized dung that refuses to flush. Coined by Mr D Theakstone circa 2023.

“Fuck me, that log is going nowhere. Gonna need to borrow next door’s turd saw”

by Flick-A-Turd May 7, 2023

Tape-on-a-saw-blade

Trying to fix a situation only to hurt your own self.

Idk why Jack is always trying to get with that bitch Amanda. That’s like tape-on-a-saw-blade .

by BigDogYanaBo September 18, 2020

Sawful

Something or someone that is stupidly awful.

This homework is sawful.

by MasterMuffin193 April 29, 2022

saw

a thriller/horror franchise where most of the movies suck but its ok because they're still fun. definitely one of the soap operas ever made

me: unpopular opinion i think mark hoffman of saw fame shouldhave rough kinky sex with me
everyone else: jump off a bridge

by numberonesawfan June 2, 2023

spicer saw

When you rub a dry hand under your female partners v-jay jay vigorously in a sawing motion. A little treat for your partner on a Friday night after a Chinese.

Male Partner: tonight are you down for a spicer Saw?
Female partner: we have just had a Chinese and a glass of pino so yes, yes I am!
*male partner proceeds with intercorse and jumps in with a spicy saw half way through*

by Leonss2019 January 25, 2024

two way saw

when a person is giving oral and receiving anal or vaginal sex at the same time.

hey man me and this dude were giving this girl the ol' two way saw

by Vanessa licea May 21, 2017

Seattle See-Saw

Two women are sitting on a man lying on the bed. One woman is sitting on his face, and the other is on his lower body. They move up and down like a seesaw.

OMG Kate - doing the Seattle See-Saw was so fun!
I can’t believe Karl let us hit the Seattle See-Saw on him last night

by Mousey Deeghan April 2, 2024