A grotesque and hairy humanoid bitch sharing many characteristics of a female sasquatch(bigfoot). The sasqcrotch can reach heights of 5'5" and weigh more than 380lb.
Briana's morbidly obese body is covered with tangled, mange infected hair. Note, the vaginal region may be infested with parasites and forgotten snacks that were stored inside. Hide your snack here comes Briana the sasqcrotch.
by Briback January 23, 2015
Get the sasqcrotch mug.A very hairy vagina! Its so hairy that Dora the explore cant even explore it!! A dick gets strangled and cut off by the long and strong hairs.
Noooooo don't Sasquatch me!!!!
by Sasquatch!! February 17, 2015
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My cousin bill is a sasquatcher, he can grow his beard in one day!
Kevin you can be a sasquatcher if you have a gene in your DNA for a lot of fast growing facial hair.
Kevin you can be a sasquatcher if you have a gene in your DNA for a lot of fast growing facial hair.
by Everythingzen February 27, 2015
Get the Sasquatcher mug.(1)When your mate tries selling you something for a worse price than what he paid for it.
(2) Your mate collects funds for a party or gift and building in a margin so he eats or drinks for free
(2) Your mate collects funds for a party or gift and building in a margin so he eats or drinks for free
by Jeff Beukabom July 13, 2015
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Get the Satsebeli mug.The act of a girl Slav Squatting on a males genitalia (for pleasure) and then instantly dropping and busting his nuts, like a squirrel
by PenuinLyfe January 5, 2017
Get the SamSquirrel mug.A male joining a couple for their sexual adventures. Could be either a three-plus or cucking experience.
Jenny and Dale's sexual relationship had stagnated, so they used tinder to find a Sasquatch to spark their sex lives back into action. Luckily, Earl was willing to assist.
by alviere February 4, 2017
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