Runner

1. Noun: A skinny white guy who runs a lot. Typically a member of his high school's cross country team.

2. Someone who participates in running for events such as races or marathons.

3. Carter Osborne*

*= This is the one true definition of "Runner". All others are a formality.

1. David: Did you hear about that runner who was fastest in the state at the 400?

Jon: Oh, that's obviously Carter Osborne.

2. Emily: I almost died! And there was a huge flash of white light!
Cory: That was probably Carter, out for his morning jog.

by Captain Romance April 26, 2010

Dutch Rudder

When a guy jerks another guy off by moving the guy's arm while he technically does the grab holding. A move created so guys can jerk each other off without feeling gay.

I'm no homo! I only gave him a dutch rudder, it's not like I touched his dick.

by giblettes August 2, 2008

inverted tail boner rudder hudder

when a guy tucks his pinger between his legs and GOES LIKE FUCK!!, pretending he is in a boat holding the rudder running round ballock naked making speedboat noises

"I feel like a break from the normal chug this evening, time to tuck this bursting bricker between these legs and motorboat my badself until the cows come home :-)"

bricker pinger ballock naked inverted tail boner rudder hudder

by ShadeMade aka G-Funk November 30, 2011

dutch rudder

when you grab another persons arm and jerk them off for them

i dutch ruddered sally last night

by headshot0330 October 8, 2013

canadian rudder

The sexual act of being forced to move a girl's arm as she holds one's penis to obtain pleasure due to her inexperience or lack of ability. Also known as the inverted form of a dutch rudder.

I pulled my dick and she said 'I don't know what to do', so I had to perform a Canadian rudder.

by unluckilygettinlucky July 8, 2010

Runner's Boner

An erection that occurs during strenuous physical activity, specifically running. Although widely regarded as a mythical phenomenon, the release of endorphins during both exercise AND orgasm adds credibility to this "bigfoot" of penile erections. Detractors point to the common, contradictory phenomenon that is runner's penis.

Still reeling in his post-marathon "high", Eric did not notice his runner's boner peaking out of the top of his shorts.

by yipplezz October 23, 2010

Rum Runners

Small fishing hole located in ghetto Fairborn, Ohio. Lots of mudfish, swamp donkeys, and turtle pork hangout there.

We were just riding around.. ended up at Rum Runners. The next day i have herpes and my wallet is missing. Pretty sure i fought a Baron or two also..

by Drunkjacob January 3, 2010