Realbook

The opposite of Facebook, where people don't share their personal fucking bullshit online.

Realbook is having friendships in-person, not having to deal with people's fake lives online. An advantage of Realbook? Real friends, not fb friends. "It's official, they're dating, it says so on fb... (that's when the author shoots himself...)"

by Velosarapture July 22, 2014

real winner

A sarcastic way of stating real loser

Dubya is a real winner.

by butthead May 11, 2006

Real Nigga Shit

Shit that real niggaz do, such as sellin' drugs, killin' other niggaz, fuckin' bitches and then neglectin' his kids, goin' to buy milk and never comin' back, smokin' weed, or eatin' a lot of chicken.

Alternative meaning: shit that comes out of a real nigga's intestine.

Real niggas do real nigga shit!

by Lifs July 18, 2022

the real killer

The guy OJ Simpson sees every morning in the mirror.

Which golf course is the real killer on today?

by R. Kemp August 5, 2004

@realDonaldTrump

A Twitter account to give you cancer. It really works, just grab a computer, search up cancer, and there it is! Donald Trump!

@realDonaldTrump: I Love fucking my mexican wife it is like a wall, nice and flat for my small dick. we all love spaghetti dont we? I love hurricanes.

by Jayonbod199 September 10, 2019

For real?!

The exaggerated expression of either excitement, disbelief, disappointment, etc (context dependent) at hearing something new.

Hazan: There's gonna be a free music festival in central park this weekend!
Yumai: Omg for real?! I can't wait!

or...

Hazan: Lua broke her toe and can't dance tomorrow night.
Yumai: Aw for real? That sucks!

by Ozla September 30, 2009

I'm A Real American

Hulk Hogan's theme tune

I'm a Real American,
Fight for the rights of every men,
I'm a Real American,
Fight for what's right, fight for your life!

by Mister Ignorant May 11, 2004