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koala relationship

Quick, meaningless relationship; waste of time (relationship); ie. Eat bush and leaves. (not to be confused with a one night stand)
PERSON 1: I don't want to have a koala relationship.
PERSON 2: I know. I want this to last, too. I want it to be something.
by DaBeastlyAzn February 10, 2012
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relationship tax

A price you pay for being in a relationship. If your partner wants to do something stupid and/or boring, often times you get suckered into participating for fear of being called not being a supportive partner or cold or a bitch or an asshole or something else lame.
Dude #1:
Wearing that sweater your Mother-In-Law made that your wife thinks "adorable" but made that Leather Daddy downtown "give you the eye", you look like total fagbait in it.

Dude #2:

My wife likes it when I wear it and this morning she said: "Why don't you ever wear that sweater my Mother made for you? She spent hours making it, she spent hours making it, you could at least wear it! Besides, you look adorable in it." I basically wasn't going to get laid tonight if I didn't wear it, it's the relationship tax.
by sherwoodian June 11, 2011
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Platomic relationship

Platomic relationship

Asexual but nuclear relationship.
Mary and Heather are the only women I like having a platomic relationship with.
by Bucaro March 31, 2022
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polyannual relationship

A romantic relationship whereupon the partners only interact several times a year. Distinguished from a long distance relationship by the lack of communication between interactions.
My homie decided to fly to Berlin this week to maintain his polyannual relationship with Daria.
by Belovedlovedloved August 25, 2019
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Relationship filter

When a couple can no longer see the wrong in each other unless they are mad or wish to ignore all of the problems in their relationship because they can make it work with their love, instead of working it out, and they are unwilling to admit to any issues within their relationship. Another instance of this is when someone in a relationship insists that their relationship is true love, no matter how long they have been together or known one another.
"Suzi has such a bad case of relationship filter, she can't even see that she's being abused..."
by Donkei June 17, 2017
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FaceTime relationship

When you have a relationship with someone only on Facetime
Jared: Hey are you two together .
James: no we just have a FaceTime relationship.
by 5starSkills May 4, 2017
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babe relationship

when you aren't dating but you both like each other and you're always like hey babe, babe this, babe that
Girl: my babe is the best

Friend: you don't have a bf

Girl: I know but we like each other and I'm he is my babe,you can say I'm stuck in a babe relationship
by honey_baby October 18, 2013
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