crotch parcels

Human offspring, esp. when they are younger (0-14 years)

"It's tough to find a vacation spot that both we and our crotch parcels will enjoy"

by SSPink January 18, 2006

burning porcelain

The unfortunate and uncomfortable aftermath of eating a large quantity of extremely hot food. The name comes from the burning sensation while you are sitting on the toilet (porcelain).

"Oh man I have been burning porcelain this morning. I should not have eaten all those buffalo wings last night!"

by Sue D. Nymme September 22, 2007

drunkBay purchase

To buy something on eBay when you are so drunk A) you would have never have bought it sober or B) you don't remember buying it when you sober up.

The mailman just delivered something. I hope it isn't another one of your drunkBay purchases.

Q Where the hell did you get that ugly shirt?
A It was a drunkBay purchase

by Zadok the Priest March 25, 2008

Satan-Parcel

Slang term for feces which (un-intuitively) does not involve packaging of any sort.

Johnny screamed wildly as the enormous satan-parcel ripped from his anus with colossal force.

by Friend_of_Ginet1x February 25, 2010

gentlemans parcel

penis and testicles. like 'man junk' only more refined.

Alan casually sat and manipulated his gentlemans parcel while opining on the majesty of the Spanish attacking thrust.

by vxrandall July 4, 2012

jace parcell

A semi tough redneck from backwoods pennsylvania normally found around tobacco or classy women.

I walked through the woods and saw a wild Jace Parcell

by Buckmaster May 21, 2014

penis purchase

Something you only buy into whilst wielding a raging stiffy. Examples include porno subscriptions, video games with hot girls on the cover, marriage, etc.

Usually I don't bother with paid porn but the genitals were hidden behind a paywall and I had to figure out if it was a man or a woman. That was a penis purchase I still regret.

by Prometheus McSpanky April 12, 2017