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my president is black

Something people started saying after Barack Obama was elected as president. President Obama is actually half white, with the other half being black African. Fox News accuses him of being a Soviet despite having no idea what Marxism-Leninism even is.
My president is black, my Lambos blue...
by kmfr November 4, 2010
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The Best Presidents, and the Worst

1. Barack Obama
2. Abraham Lincoln
3. Thomas Jefferson
4. George Washington
5. Joe Biden
Bottom of the list:

46. Donald J. Trump
The Spirits of the Past Presidents Deciding who are The Best Presidents, and the Worst.
(In Heaven)
Abraham Lincoln's: Ugh, is that expired cheeto running for a 2nd term?
George Washingtin: Ugh, he's such a pussy grabber.
Thomas Jefferson: Well, on the bright side, America gained a few more braincells and have to vote Biden.
(After election)
Abraham Lincoln: Yay! Joe Biden won against that possessed orange.
Thomas Jefferson: Phew!
(50 years later - In Heaven)
Joe Biden: Hey guys! It was fun being president

(Hell)
Donald Trump: SATAN I KNOW I CHEATED ON MY 17 EXES MANY TIMES WHICH IS AS BAD AS KILLING IN THE BIBLE, BUT PLEASE LET ME GO BACK TO EARTH TO GRAB MORE PU- I MEAN DONATE TO CHARITY!
by TrumpIsATramp December 2, 2020
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president fuck face

Look on TV, it's president fuck face!
by Joe Riverdale February 3, 2018
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president reject

The oppositie of president elect
After being defeated by Joseph Robinette Biden Jr in the 2020 election, Donald Trump became the president reject of the USA
by D Flawless November 12, 2020
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ex-president-elect

The ex-president-elect is the person who conclusively appears to have lost a presidential reelection in the United States, but has yet to leave the White House.
The ex-president-elect Trump continues to Egan to count the number of days until he is evicted from the White House.
by Badasstronaut November 10, 2020
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Unknown President’s Day

Unknown President’s Day is similar to President’s Day, but specifically only for the ones that are pretty much never talked about. Like James Polk, James Garfield, James Buchanan, etc. Unkown President’s Day is on November 30th.
I celebrate Unknown President’s Day to remember the unremembered
by President Buren November 27, 2020
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Dead president sex

Busting a nut on the back of someone’s head just as honest Abe or JFK got a bullet in the back of their skull
by Krunkle_ February 17, 2021
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