Potato 

A potato is a little brown plant that comes from the ground. It is eatable and delicious. A potato a day keep all the bad people away. Potatoes are the only perfect food.

I love me some potatoes

Potato by Idoit&shame June 30, 2018

Potato 

What you become when you hit puberty. Godammit.

When I don't wear any makeup, I look like a potato.

Potato by Emimilk July 9, 2018

Potato 

Me. Everyone in the world is a potato. Potato is life.

I is potato

Potato by POTATO beef July 20, 2018

Potato 

Something so fucking hot it's a god

Im fucking hawt HAWT POTATO HAWT POTAO

Potato by ~~ Uranus ~~ July 28, 2018

Potato 

A cute, loser-ish weirdo characterised by extensive complaining, roll-able face and general floppiness

"That girl is one serious potato"

Potato by MrExplosiveFarts August 15, 2018

Potato 

The most worshiped food item, or any item ever.

The potato blesses you sincerely.

Potato by readyourbibleprayeveryday August 15, 2018

Potato 

The amazing way of living :D

Jade's living the potato life.

Potato by Vixitah September 6, 2018