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Postal Worker

It's when you 'seal the envelope, stamp it and send it off'. i.e. When a man cums on your butt cheeks, smacks your ass and then pushes you aff the bed.
She wouldn't stop talkin' so I gave her the Postal Worker.
by ChristinaG2 May 12, 2011
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Pasta Salad

To be upset or dissatisfied with a situation
After his favorite football team lost, Johnny was acting very pasta salad.

Jimmy was acting pasta salad after failing his math exam.
by Fastcracker7373 September 16, 2013
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pistake

noun. A mistake based on a taking of the piss. See take the piss, taking the piss, pistaken
"Did you really think he was going to give you 100 quid for nothing? That must be a pistake - he's not even worth 100 quid"
by natushka March 12, 2005
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pistan

pistan means breast or boobor mumay
umar ke sath us ke pistan larak gaye haim
by kandero October 7, 2003
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Postal 3 is better than Postal 4

"Postal 3 is better than Postal 4" is a phrase said by certain Postal fans who prefer a game that will never be fixed is better than a game that is getting more updates that add content and fixes. Postal 3 has been modded by fans but the base game remains the same.
Nerd: Postal 3 is better than Postal 4. Postal 4 sucks ass from a straw. Oh my god, what were they thinking? Running with Scissors is finally among the game developer studios I'm no more looking up to. No regrets my ass.
Chad: Calm down, they will hopefully fix it. You are a Postal 3 fanboy.
by CringyRWSFanboy2003 December 24, 2022
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Fungal Postage

The presentation of a mushroom stamp by some asshole in a suit or a bmw.
At the board meeting Mr. Worthington gave that intern major fungal postage.

Dude why did you tell Mr Hamilton I was late yesterday. Watch out for some serious fungal postage.
by Nicholas Breedlove April 19, 2008
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Go postal

To go apeshit with pure hatred and blind anger, termed after workplace shootings perputrated by postal service / mail service employees. Going postal involves taking a firearm to place of work or anywhere and just unloading into everything in sight.
*gunfire in workplace*
*secetary bolts through office door*
Secretary : "TERRY'S FINALLY DONE IT, HE'S DECIDED TO Go Postal!"
*screams in hall outside door as boots stomp down hall*
Boss : "shit lol"
by grandest of autismo April 22, 2021
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