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noun. A mistake based on a taking of the piss. See take the piss, taking the piss, pistaken
"Did you really think he was going to give you 100 quid for nothing? That must be a pistake - he's not even worth 100 quid"
pistake by natushka March 12, 2005
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pisstake 

"Look at this scary fundamentalist Web site. I can't believe that anyone would say such things and mean them." "They don't. It's obviously a pisstake."
pisstake by Doctor Whom December 23, 2005
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pisstaker 

literally someone who takes the piss, i.e. someone who mocks something or somebody
I can't stand him, he is such a pisstaker!
pisstaker by Paolo Rossi March 25, 2008
adj. To make a mistake based on having had the piss taken out of you.
see take the piss, taking the piss, pistake
"Did you really think he was going to give you 100 quid for nothing? You must be pistaken - he's not even worth 100 quid"
pistaken by natushka March 12, 2005

PistaDex 

noun: pistadex - a figure representing to average asking price of a Bianchi Pista Bike on craigslist.org across several hip metropolitan areas







I saw a Pista on Seattle craigslist for $1,200. That's more than a new one. How will that affect the Pistadex?
PistaDex by AnnaZed June 24, 2008

pistadex 

pista•dex |’pistá-deks| (abbr. PDEX)
noun
a figure representing the average asking price of a Bianchi Pista on craigslist.org across several hip metropolitan areas.

After closing of major markets the pistadex (PDEX) was up 12 points closing at all-time high of 1262.76.
Dude the pistadex is way up but I think I want to buy anyway.. it's just going to keep going up yaknow.

Yeah, buy. I think. Buy, buy, buy. (it's never going to stop)
pistadex by pistafairy May 28, 2008

pisstake 

A word used to describe something that was so utterly poor or pathetic that its just a total joke
That test we did was a pisstake
Havin a fight with yous a pisstake mate
pisstake by gandy $0 May 3, 2005
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And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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