popsmart

an adjective that defines a person whose wisdom is gained by pop culture and media sources.

"Hey; did you hear that the oil spill is over?"

"Of course I did, I'm popsmart".

by theklairbear July 19, 2010

Poptart Theorem

The poptart theorem states that by changing one character in a word (of the English language), it can dramatically alter the word, or even cause the opposite.

"Oh, so that Valeria girl...pretty extrordinary, right?"
"You mean extra ordinary! Burn!"
"Dude, nice poptart theorem!"

by somegirlwhodiscoveredthept March 27, 2013

poptarts are not kleenex

A phrase that is seen in Google's autocomplete by simply typing "Poptarts are"

Guy 1: Dude! Come over here! I was looking up poptarts are not kleenex and i found this!
Guy 2: Neat.

by Barney The Big Fat Purple Dino April 13, 2016

coffee postal

extremely energetic or snarky person all hopped up on caffeine. may be annoying. may be slightly crazy. may be pitching a fit, or working fast and furious. may be the next new legal defense, following the "Twinky defense."

1. Slow down on the espresso shots before you start getting all coffee postal !

2. Are you ADD or coffee postal?

by tenzen January 2, 2009

poptart

a smutty girl that gets jizzed all over their faces.

Poptart has strawberry cream all over her face.

by Jessicasss December 12, 2008

poopstains

an expression of shock and awe after a specific forgotten event is suddenly remembered

Ah, poopstains! I forgot to feed the dog again.

by ThirdHandSmoke October 6, 2008

poptart

the act of farting in your hand and shoving it in someone's face

Dude, last night cody fell asleep on the couch and i hit him with a poptart, he just about gagged.

by hendogmx October 19, 2009