Poof

When having sex a mans penis builds up a massive ass air bubble that comes out with the cum, and when released it makes a sound similair to a wet flagulent, like a queef.

"Holy hell man, i poofed on my girl last night" said Sid.

U fucking poofer.

by Robert Beyer August 2, 2006

poofer

n. a fart, especially a short, sharp, small fart making little or no noise, generally a feminine kind of fart with little volumetric displacement or effect on the barometric pressure of the surroundings, the opposite of a sonic boom

Delicate Patty pretended to not even notice, let alone reveal, that a tiny, odorless poofer had escaped her exquisite bung hole like a subtle sigh.

by Michael Gannett February 15, 2006

poof point

a life changing Disney movie with the guy from hanging with Mr. Cooper in it.

I was with this chick and I couldn't reach my poof point.

by jeremy ryan April 7, 2004

Poof Sloop

Any boat piloted by a homosexual. Particularly when they meet in large groups of boats for the annual "Fagatta."

There goes another poof sloop. Hope they have a gay old time!

by wifflebird April 23, 2008

pomfsar

Acronym for Piece of Mother Fucking Shitty Ass Ride. A car that is way beyond being a POS (Piece of Shit).

"Gnagger your pomfsar wouldn't even make it downhill in nuetral."

by n2dfx February 27, 2009

poof'd

to be high

man 1: yo, what did you do after the party?
man 2: me and tim went and got poof'd!

by aaa! January 17, 2009

Poofner

A man that only enjoys sexual intercourse with men but in reality likes women.

OI YA POOFNER

by Zane Sloan July 16, 2010