Pari Patel

Pari Patel, aka Pawi Pastel, Cottagecunt, as well as multiple other names given to her, is a friendly, claims to be a extrovert, and loves cottagecore (hence one of the nicknames). they are said to be mentally unstable, a Shaatam shipper, and a well known writer/artist/dancer/songwriter/baker enthusiast. they are currently in a divorce/marriage phase with Jessica Jones. Although not very well known, the well loved song named "What do you want to do Davis?" is also made by Pari Patel, but they go by the name "shaanie" instead.

Jessica Jones: Oh my god, you are literally so hot

Pari Patel: I will NOT be paying child support

Jessica Jones: aww darn.

- from popular series on youtube called Feet N' Friends

by Zeyepyr November 9, 2021

five oh patrol

A brave band of individuals who have taken it upon themselves to keep a keen eye out for police ambushes.

Damn, I wish I could be a member of the five oh patrol

by thugnationstation April 1, 2010

Border Patrol

Cleaning up down south, after you have defecated.

Taking a shower or washing up.... after you take a shit.

Sorry I was late, I was on border patrol.

by Aquarawel September 22, 2012

Cullen Patel

A godlike person that many seem to forget is actually human.

God bless you... I mean Cullen bless you!

by Gee I wonder February 26, 2005

Attacked by Patel

Named after the scene in "Scott Pilgrim Vs the world" where one of the villains Matt Patel crashed into the club where Scott and his band was playing and then starts the first fight scene of the movie. The point in a movie, t.v series or videogame where the first few minutes or episodes are boring, average, or over all not impressive, but then something completely out of the blue happens and the rest is beyond anyone's first impressions.

The first thirteen episodes of Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood seemed like boring exposition and looked rushed, but when Bradley was carving up Greed like a turkey, this series was then Attacked by Patel.

At first Back to the Future seemed like an average movie. But the minute the Delorian hit 88mph, I knew I was just Attacked by Patel.

by Lor-D July 10, 2011

Patella

The knee cap.

The patella is anterior on the knee, while the popliteal is the posterior of the knee.

by Hellodextermorgan May 31, 2011

Thot Patrol

Bunch of dudes who run around with anti-thotguns and blast the shit out of thots.

Thot Patrol: "BEGONE THOT"

by Incestry.com June 2, 2018