husband parking

Area where a husband can be left when the woman is shopping. Chairs outside change rooms, benches outside of stores and sports bars beside department stores are common husband parking locations.

I need a new dress for the weekend - why don't you find some husband parking and I'll text you in an hour.

by falcoiii July 5, 2016

Unicorn Parking

1. A popular bar.
2. A nice dream or thought often expressed as sarcasm

3. Where Lady GaGa lives in her head.

Person 1.What are you up too today.
Person 2. I am on my way to ask the boss for the day off.
Person 1.Good Luck LOL
Person 2.I Know I'm Looking For Unicorn Parking. LOL

by bluecricket1979 April 2, 2017

Cookout parking lot

Where a Hoe got her back broke

Damn she really went to the Cookout parking lot.

by Romoboi November 21, 2019

Serial Parking Fetish

When someone does the sexual act of parking with multiple cars

Riley has a serial parking fetish, he’s up to 12 cars this week!

by XoSupernovae February 13, 2020

Prince Parking

It’s the Minneapolis/PG rated version of pornstar parking. It’s the first spot in the parking lot that is NOT the handicapped parking. It’s the best parking spot available.

“I got prince parking. I’m the metallic Corolla right there.”

by BSU2015 May 26, 2020

South parking

Taking a social phenomena so far that you become a self-parody, thus making this real life event indistinguishable to the bizarre stories told in the satirical serie south park.

Did you hear how Trump was south parking last night, telling everybody to drink bleach?

by Satireforhire June 27, 2020

No Parking on Grand

When a girl no longer has any space in all her holes during a gang bang.

"I tried to stink in in Stacy but there was No Parking on Grand!"

by Thicc nugg January 13, 2021