falcoiii's definitions

husband parking

Area where a husband can be left when the woman is shopping. Chairs outside change rooms, benches outside of stores and sports bars beside department stores are common husband parking locations.

I need a new dress for the weekend - why don't you find some husband parking and I'll text you in an hour.

by falcoiii July 5, 2016

venezuelan bird feeder

when a man straddles a woman sticking his dick in her mouth, then reaches back and grabs her feet, and leans forward and throws her feet under his armpits.

Sandy almost gagged last night after eating from my venezuelan bird feeder.

by falcoiii October 15, 2022