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Definitions by falcoiii

venezuelan bird feeder 

when a man straddles a woman sticking his dick in her mouth, then reaches back and grabs her feet, and leans forward and throws her feet under his armpits.
Sandy almost gagged last night after eating from my venezuelan bird feeder.
venezuelan bird feeder by falcoiii October 15, 2022

husband parking 

Area where a husband can be left when the woman is shopping. Chairs outside change rooms, benches outside of stores and sports bars beside department stores are common husband parking locations.
I need a new dress for the weekend - why don't you find some husband parking and I'll text you in an hour.
husband parking by falcoiii July 5, 2016