Parent

someone who devotes their life to making yours a living hell

Person A: My parents are being bigots again
Person B: oof m8 same

by owo hecc September 23, 2018

Paren't

The absence of a parent or carer, used often when parents get divorced.

Guy1: whoah man why so sad?
Guy2: my dad left us and my mom just died
Guy1: oh that's awful. it's so sad to get a paren't

by thisissosadalexaplaydespacito March 26, 2019

Parental Gay

A recessive gene passed down through your parents that make you big triple gay.

"I cant date you... My parents gave me the Parental Gay gene"

by Anita Dickk May 12, 2019

parentable

Over the age to still live with your parents

James is "parentable" he's like 38.

by Your ex-ex Boyfriend July 13, 2019

Parent shopping

When children ask one parent for something and get a 'no', so they ask the other parent the same question hoping for a different answer. (This can also be applied to the workplace with subordinates and their bosses).

The kids did what? They have to stop parent shopping.

by G Ninja October 16, 2019

paezen

So gorgeous that guys almost shit themselves

Or someone who shuts themselves

-Omg did you shit your pants?! Ur such a paezen

by Monkeyass707 November 7, 2019

paezen

powerful and strong person

or someone who won't betray close friends and family

your so strong, you must be a paezen

careful or i'll go full out paezen on you!

by Monkeyass707 November 8, 2019