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Someone who either, with or without intent, bosses other people around. Applicable especially when one does a favour for another and the person doing the favour is governed and 'bossed' around by the person asking for the favour. In essence, a person is treated like a slave or bitch by the 'Plantation owner'. Derived from the days of slavery in the Southern parts of the United States.
As a favour to Jimmy, I intially only agreed to help him sell tickets to his first gig at the local bar. After that, he asked me to stick up posters... then he asked me to hand out flyers... then he asked me for a sales update... then he told me who I should be targeting my sales to... then he asked me to ask others to help him sell tickets... then he asked if I could drive him to his gig... then he asked me to help set up the stage... then he asked me to...at which point, I said to Jimmy 'Hey, Plantation Owner! do I fucking look black to you?'
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A procedure carried out by vegans when the host releases his "seed" onto a plant species of any type which does include trees but not to be confused with tree hugging. The procedure is viewed as a way of reproduction by the religion of veganism. Once the procedure has ended, the host chants a speech of creating the "plantant", a superior gender and specie that will eventually outgrow the population of humans and take the planet and rid it of all that is seen as a sin in the eyes of veganism. Unfortunately, the plant doesn't survive once the load has dropped and it has an overdose of hormones. Theoretically, the planet should have some sort of reaction to the hormones. Trees are rarely used in this procedure.
"Yeah yeah my mate vegan Jim did a tad bit of plant cumming the other day but he died of exposure before the police could beat him to death from public nudity"
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