Planking

When an individual proceeds to lay face down in a horizontal manner on selected (preferably iconic) surfaces.

The aim is to create the most convincing illusion of a static rigid plank, made from human.

Planking is site specific. There is a direct correlation between location and phrase the more radical/humorous the location the more phrase is awarded.

"I been planking on radical things snice the 82"

Observer "You planked that sign so hard"
Planker "thanks, it really felt solid"

by Rook-docter June 9, 2011

Fag Plank

A long skateboard with larger wheelbase and wheels used for carving, cruising and slideing. Also very gay due to the fact that when ridden, the rider resembles some duchbag who can't really skate.

Man who's that gaylord on the fag plank? He prolly can't even skate.

by Richer August 10, 2009

plank

a stupid person or pice of wood

u stupid plank

i ahve a 2x4

by ZuPa pAn August 18, 2003

ploik

The word describing the sound of a male ejaculation. Usually used when pointing out a hot girl.

"Oh man, that girl is such a ploik"

by That weird kid November 10, 2007

drift phonk

Drift Phonk is a sub-genre of phonk that is dominated by 12 year old new gens whom use FL Studio Mobile to make 200 BPM cowbell heavy cancer and pitched up memphis vocals by true memphis rap legends, this genre was made popular because of TikTok, making this genre grantees you to be sent to hell and forever tormented by DJ Smokey (The god, and one of the true founders of phonk).

Person 1: Hey man wanna listen to some phonk?
*Person 1 proceeds to play Chronic Talez By DJ Acura
Person 2: This Isn't phonk, let alone drift phonk, where are the cowbells?
Person 1: You should kill yourself.... Now!

by prodGeeOhGee July 17, 2022

plank

In the situation of being about to be fired, laid off, or dumped, as in "walking the plank", "on the plank", "went off the plank", etc.; from the pirate custom of making superfluous individuals walk off a plank at the side of their ship and fall into the water.

"I hear Millie's on the plank and they're just waiting for an excuse to let her go."

by anarcissie May 1, 2008

plank

slang term for fucking someone

I took that hottie home last night and planked her.

by Johnny Tats October 30, 2007