On Cloud Pi

The latest e-commerce shiny object, where math educators’ memories of Pi Day events are stored in the cloud and can be downloaded for a fee—charges are based on a customer satisfaction index (CSI), which ranks each memory or story in proportion to the degree of pleasure or satisfaction it brings.

With schools unlikely to open for another year, which by then the pandemic is predicted to have subsided, being on cloud pi is the closest experience for math students and teachers to vicariously be on cloud nine on the most important date in the mathematics calendar.

by Fasters March 9, 2022

What’s the Temperature of Pi?

A synesthetic question that would best be posed to idiot savants, whose varying answers would probably be based on their degree of autism, or to some math nerds suffering from schizophrenia.

Some math geeks turned psychologists think that they too could figure out the answer to “What’s the temperature of pi?” without being afflicted with any mental disorders.

by Fasters December 19, 2021

Magnum PI's

Very tight, upper-thigh length shorts that were popular in the 1980's and were a staple of Tom Selleck's wardrobe in the popular television series Magnum P.I. These shorts usually clearly outline one's package and leave nothing to the imagination. Frequently worn by those with a mullet.

I was out of clean clothes so I threw on some Magnum PI's. I spent all day tucking back the meat to keep from playin turtle and scaring the locals.

by Salvadore McGillicutty June 16, 2008

Alpha Omicron Pi

Just like it says in the object of this sorority they stand for everything that is right such as love among its members,loyalty,dignity and scholarship. This is one of the classiest sororities around who have excellent grades, goals, personalities, and looks. You will not be dissapointed by these beautiful, dazzling girls. They know the true meaning of sisterhood and that IS lifelong commitment..as soon as you join you know you will be in this for the long run.

"Alpha Omicron Pi is one motto, one badge, one bond, and singleness of heart."

by AOCUTIEPI October 31, 2007

Beta Theta Pi

The best fucking fraternity ever established. Betas are known to be confident yet laid back, always look good, have the best senses of humor, mack muchos babes, give people awesome, hilarious nicknames (like first inital of first name, first syllable of last name or Jimnasium for someone named Jim), and are always and everywhere ready to give their all for their frat. Only fellows with the finest of qualities, such as natural leaders, get the honor of becoming Betas.

Best looking houses, best sounding name, best looking letters. Watch all other houses bow down as Beta rises to the top. Go Beta!

I'm not even in yet, but I've got an eye for true greatness and hopefully will be soon.

"Yo, you hittin' up dat Sigma Chi party tonight?"
"Nah man, they's a bunch of posers. Beta Theta Pi is where it's at."

by The Future KotB February 10, 2010

Alabama pi

The number 3.

Using the number 3 instead of the real value for pi because you are no better at math than the average redneck.

A hoax news article posted on the Internet saying that Alabama was changing the value of pi to 3. Many people believed that Alabama would actually do this.

I just did some real quick calculations in my head using Alabama pi.

by Bloopy April 9, 2005

Sigma Pi

A house of learn-ed doctors since 1933.

Also known for their no-bullshit, traditional ways.

Female1: "Did you hear? There's a Sigma Pi coming to this campus!"
Female2: "Oh yes, I did hear! I cannot wait for them to come all this way to give me their seed!"

by reefstiz May 13, 2009