OWNED

When a person gets accidentally hurt, laughed at, and all that jazz. It is now used more often, specially on youtube, many videos are up just by typing in OWNED. Owned is now a new word to use instead of Embarrassment, humiliation, etc...

Boy gives a note to his girlfriend to her locker BUT it was a wrong locker, turns out that the locker belongs to girl that likes him. (see, he doesn't have a clue of what his done)
Boy chit-chatting with his friends...
The crushin' girl walks towards him...
Girl: hey, thanks for the letter, ofcourse i will be you valentine.. (giggles while blushing)
Boy: what letter?
Girl: don't be silly, the heart shaped that you slipped into my locker...?!?
Boy: Oh that, can i have it please? (confusedd???)
Girl: okay here....
Girl gives him the note, still blushing.
Boy: hey babe, (he yells across the room) here is your note, happy valentines day.
Everyone looks at the crushin'girl saying OWNED.
"ooooooo she just got owned.."

-A man cheats on his girlfriend (setting- mall)
Woman: are you fucking cheating on me?
Man: absolutely not baby.
Woman: then what the hell is this? (holding underwear that she found in his pocket)
Man: baby thats yours..
Woman makes a big scene, telling him its not hers...
SLAP!! everyone gasp, while looking..
HE JUST GOT OWNED...

by KRONG-KRONG February 20, 2008

owned and left

When a player gets owned in an online first-person shooter game (such as CoD), then makes lots of excuses and leaves.

-Vasily killed RandomNoob
RandomNoob: "OMFG Vasily you camping lagger, stop camping!"
-Vasily killed RandomNoob
RandomNoob: "laaaaaaaaag"
-Vasily killed RandomNoob
RandomNoob has left the server.
Vasily: "owned and left".

by sumguy113 January 17, 2010

owned it

When an über-chic, or star-studded event has many VIP attendees wearing their most fabulous jewellery, designer clothing and "werking" amazing hairstyles and make-up...but one singular woman (or man) stands out above the rest as having the most memorable "look"; you would say:
"They OWNED the evening"

"There were many glamorous people in attendance at 1997's FOUR WEDDINGS AND A FUNERAL premiere, but Elizabeth Hurley in that amazing black Versace safety-pin dress? Gurrrl; bitch OWNED it... mmkay?"

by Jaymayokay August 19, 2016

Oonie poonkie

A singular pussy

You have a group of 5 pussys subtract 4 leaves you with a oonie poonkie

by Gang gang biatchhh January 25, 2022

Mc Owned

Mc Owned. Another way of saying Owned. or Pwned.

Hahaha that bitch in CS:S Got Mc Owned!

by SoLiDkIlLeR July 22, 2006

Cock-owned

The female version of being "pussy whipped." A woman who will do absolutely anything for a man or his cock.

Damn Heather, can't believe you are doing Matt's dishes, cock-owned!

by Windowlicker9000 May 17, 2010

Tesla owner

Somebody who is not sure of the road rules or how to drive and require some assistance driving on the right side of the road. Often times you will catch them rolling through wealthy neigborhoods admiring houses and running stop signs.

Hey, watch out for that tesla owner driving in oncoming traffic!

by Tesla owner April 3, 2020