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Definitions by Windowlicker9000

Cock-owned 

The female version of being "pussy whipped." A woman who will do absolutely anything for a man or his cock.
Damn Heather, can't believe you are doing Matt's dishes, cock-owned!

Sack Jockey 

One who stays in bed all the time, sleeping excessively.
Lee has been in bed for 27 hours straight. What a sack jockey.

Grocery-walk 

The methodical and common practice of walking past all the lanes in a grocery store with your head cocked hard left or right to stare down the isles in search of the person you lost that is shopping with you.
Yo! Check out Sam, he lost Lolly in the store and he's busting out a mad grocery-walk.

Full Bloated 

When you have just gorged yourself silly at breakfast lunch or dinner and stand up to announce to your dinning company that your "full bloated"

Accepted commonly in redneck circles as compliments to the cook.

boot batt 

A wiffle ball batt used to beat hung over friends in the stomach and sometimes ball sack until they puke everywhere.
Nick gave Levi the boot batt this morning, he booted everywhere.
boot batt by WindowLicker9000 April 17, 2010

deer stomping 

A favorite past time of a redneck in possession of a jacked up pickup truck with oversize tires. This is quite simply the act of driving fast down back roads in search of roadkill and re-stomping the hell out the already dead animal. Particularly, deer are prime target as they make the most mess when stomped and hence the terms derivative. Its the human way of aiding in roadkill decomposition.
Hey Carl, lets git some buttweiser and go deer stomping. I'm gonna truck me a dead possum today. Donald stomped a deer yesterday and had an intestine hanging from his mirror.
A highly ghetto phrase used to ask for borrowing money from your friends. Most commonly $10 for a hit of heroin or crack. Often used in the HBO series, "The Wire."
Yo Boogey, lemme' hold 10 nigga.
hold 10 by WindowLicker9000 April 17, 2010