Windowlicker9000's definitions
A You Tube celebrity that wades in drainage ditches to hunt snapping turtles. He is currently up to 1.8 Million hits. He might be one of the biggest hillbillies of all time. His technique is to feel out the turtles with his feet and then yank them up and shriek out loud. Heeee-yip!
Turtle Man Quote - " I try not to smile cause I got ma teef knocked out by a chain saw."
Turtle Man Quote - " I try not to smile cause I got ma teef knocked out by a chain saw."
by WindowLicker9000 January 29, 2010
Get the Turtle Manmug. The act of being extremely intoxicated, far worse than butt trashed. An entirely new dimension of drunk. Enough said.
by WindowLicker9000 February 4, 2010
Get the Butt Hammeredmug. The character Jim Halpert uses from "The Office" to fuck with Dwight Schrute during a customer sensitivity drill over the phone in front of Michael Scott.
Jim Halpert: Hi, This is Bill Buttlicker and I'd like to buy some paper.
Dwight Schrute: Wait, that's not really your name, Bill Buttlicker?
Dwight Schrute: Wait, that's not really your name, Bill Buttlicker?
by WindowLicker9000 February 5, 2010
Get the Bill Buttlickermug. by WindowLicker9000 May 3, 2010
Get the Sack Jockeymug. The female version of being "pussy whipped." A woman who will do absolutely anything for a man or his cock.
by Windowlicker9000 May 17, 2010
Get the Cock-ownedmug. A synonym for ghetto booty. When a lady has an ass large and protruding enough to stand up the entire framed family picture album on.
by WindowLicker9000 April 17, 2010
Get the dump assmug. The act of approaching and restricting an unsuspecting friend and slowly driving your fist into the side of their rib cage, constantly increasing pressure and violently twisting your fist back and forth like a rig drill. Its very painful and uncomfortable.
While applying the torture treatment, it is common to shout out "Mega McMooch mule rig drill rib driver!"
It is also common practice to engage in the act of making a fist and twisting it just enough to let your victim see it happen a few times, minutes before its coming. This helps immensely to build anxiety in the target.
It is much like a noogey but applied to the side rib cage.
While applying the torture treatment, it is common to shout out "Mega McMooch mule rig drill rib driver!"
It is also common practice to engage in the act of making a fist and twisting it just enough to let your victim see it happen a few times, minutes before its coming. This helps immensely to build anxiety in the target.
It is much like a noogey but applied to the side rib cage.
by WindowLicker9000 April 17, 2010
Get the Mega McMooch mule rig drill rib driver 9000mug.