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The female version of being "pussy whipped." A woman who will do absolutely anything for a man or his cock.
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Get the Sack Jockey mug.The methodical and common practice of walking past all the lanes in a grocery store with your head cocked hard left or right to stare down the isles in search of the person you lost that is shopping with you.
by WindowLicker9000 April 17, 2010
Get the Grocery-walk mug.A favorite past time of a redneck in possession of a jacked up pickup truck with oversize tires. This is quite simply the act of driving fast down back roads in search of roadkill and re-stomping the hell out the already dead animal. Particularly, deer are prime target as they make the most mess when stomped and hence the terms derivative. Its the human way of aiding in roadkill decomposition.
Hey Carl, lets git some buttweiser and go deer stomping. I'm gonna truck me a dead possum today. Donald stomped a deer yesterday and had an intestine hanging from his mirror.
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Accepted commonly in redneck circles as compliments to the cook.
Accepted commonly in redneck circles as compliments to the cook.
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Get the Full Bloated mug.The act of approaching and restricting an unsuspecting friend and slowly driving your fist into the side of their rib cage, constantly increasing pressure and violently twisting your fist back and forth like a rig drill. Its very painful and uncomfortable.
While applying the torture treatment, it is common to shout out "Mega McMooch mule rig drill rib driver!"
It is also common practice to engage in the act of making a fist and twisting it just enough to let your victim see it happen a few times, minutes before its coming. This helps immensely to build anxiety in the target.
It is much like a noogey but applied to the side rib cage.
While applying the torture treatment, it is common to shout out "Mega McMooch mule rig drill rib driver!"
It is also common practice to engage in the act of making a fist and twisting it just enough to let your victim see it happen a few times, minutes before its coming. This helps immensely to build anxiety in the target.
It is much like a noogey but applied to the side rib cage.
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Get the Mega McMooch mule rig drill rib driver 9000 mug.A wiffle ball batt used to beat hung over friends in the stomach and sometimes ball sack until they puke everywhere.
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