Mutency is what occurs when one is dialed in to a conference call and hangs out on mute. When the individual is asked a question and there is silence for a few seconds before he or she answers, this latency is known as mutency
Person 1: Hey Bill, when is that deal coming to closure
Person 1: Bill? Bill? You there? ... Maybe he dropped out.
Person on Mute: .............................. Should be next month, sorry for the late response, I was on mute.
Person 1: Ahhh, mutency.
Person 1: Bill? Bill? You there? ... Maybe he dropped out.
Person on Mute: .............................. Should be next month, sorry for the late response, I was on mute.
Person 1: Ahhh, mutency.
by WindowLicker9000 February 03, 2010

A person who is a general mess. A fat slob of a person. This person will have a butt shelf or a dump ass for certain.
by WindowLicker9000 February 05, 2010

A You Tube celebrity that wades in drainage ditches to hunt snapping turtles. He is currently up to 1.8 Million hits. He might be one of the biggest hillbillies of all time. His technique is to feel out the turtles with his feet and then yank them up and shriek out loud. Heeee-yip!
Turtle Man Quote - " I try not to smile cause I got ma teef knocked out by a chain saw."
Turtle Man Quote - " I try not to smile cause I got ma teef knocked out by a chain saw."
by WindowLicker9000 January 29, 2010

The act of being extremely intoxicated, far worse than butt trashed. An entirely new dimension of drunk. Enough said.
by WindowLicker9000 February 04, 2010

Another word for a dogs tail. Especially when a dog has his butt towards you and is waving his tail.
by Windowlicker9000 March 06, 2010

A highly ghetto phrase used to ask for borrowing money from your friends. Most commonly $10 for a hit of heroin or crack. Often used in the HBO series, "The Wire."
by WindowLicker9000 April 17, 2010

When you have just gorged yourself silly at breakfast lunch or dinner and stand up to announce to your dinning company that your "full bloated"
Accepted commonly in redneck circles as compliments to the cook.
Accepted commonly in redneck circles as compliments to the cook.
by WindowLicker9000 April 17, 2010
