Outlookdyscalendaria

A medical condition brought upon by technology, whereby affected person(s) consistently make errors in the use of Microsoft Outlook (or similar products).

(see examples)

This condition typically affects members of upper management and research suggests a concentration of afflicted persons in the finance discipline.

Warning to System Administrators: NEVER under any circumstance grant afflicted users administrative privileges outside of his personal computer.

Symptoms of Outlookdyscalendaria include inability to schedule meetings without rescheduling numerous times, resulting in none of the invitees attending and occasionally even the meeting requester due to confusion. In extreme cases, inability to distinguish between AM and PM results in meetings scheduled during the middle of the night, when the business entity is a standard 9am-5pm operation.

In some cases, afflicted person has difficulty distinguishing between email addresses and also sends sensitive content to inappropriate recipients.

by Opus_Penguin October 3, 2008

Outnovation

Out of the box innovation.

With the invention of the word Outnovation, Michael Diaz innovated innovation.

by mikeeyediaz February 19, 2011

outsorcerered

The outsourcing of a sorcerer (past tense).

That damn Voldemort would have been so much easier to defeat if the Ministry of Magic hadn't outsorcerered so many jobs to India! Blast!

by voggit November 14, 2011

Outcomeception

The paradox of having multiple outcomes in a certain situation.

a world without evil doesn't know evil, therefor perhaps there wouldn't be any evil! But then again humans are naturally evil. But would they be if nothing bad ever happened? But how would the world be if nothing bad happened? would it be mayhem at some point because so many feelings have been kept in and passed down from generations to generations?

Outcomeception

by roflcopterumadbrolol December 5, 2011

outnovate

To innovate in a new way that leaves the hypothetical "box"

Mike decided to outnovate by alternating words within words.

by mikeeyediaz August 31, 2012

Outdefine

Attempting to outdo an Urban Dictionary definer who got a word of the day by giving a contrasting or analogous definition.

"Damn, monopenis is a lame definition!"
"Yeah, I'm gonna outdefine them with polyvaginal!"

by Where's_the_Boeuf January 27, 2014

outdicked yourself

Like outdone yourself in dickishness. Means that you've been a total and utter dick. Not just a normal dick, but a jaw-dropping dick.

Person 1: oh man you fucked that hoe up the ass?
Person 2: shit yeah. Then I came on her face and kicked her to the curb
Person 1: shit bro, you totally outdicked yourself!
Person 2: damn straight dude.

by IkuraEater July 28, 2014