otter pop

a) a delicious frozen treat served in a thin plastic rapper.
b) the act of a male sea otter repeatedly hitting a female sea otter on the nose (often drawing blood) until the female is submitted into coitus
c) humans acting out the sea otter ritual in b; coercing a female into sex

a) this otter pop is delicious
b) *splash* there goes another otter pop
c) if she says no, it's otterpop time; why are you otterpopping that girl, she'll put out with anyone

by hellen haven September 2, 2005

ottered

To take a poop so large, that it plugs up the toliet.

"Jeanine stopped over and ottered our toliet! How rude!"

by Eric June 27, 2006

Wetter than an otters pocket

More than utterly useless

Focusing on the race ratio in the us navy instead of fixing said us navy is wetter than an otters pocket! We need to be war ready, not focus on shtuyot.

by Sexydimma May 24, 2021

otterwaffle

Somebody that you dislike or pity. Usually swaggots or school peasants. Pity them all.

Person 1: Oh.. do you see that person with the swag shirt?
Person 2: yeah. Poor thing.
Person 1: They are definitely an otterwaffle.

by Castiel's Consulting Timelord May 19, 2014

Ottering

When you fuck a girl in the ass while wet so good you fuck her until her body dries then continuing to eat her ass

Last night was so good we were ottering

by Adhloiyt November 16, 2017

otter pop

It's sex and heaven and miracles and awesomeness all blended together and frozen in a tube. Never forget to push out and eat the top part and eat it. If you cut it down the middle you can share it with a friend but who tf would want to share?!?!? The sides cut your mouth but it's all worth it. The juice is one of the best parts, mix blue juice and green juice and it tastes nice.

OTTER POPS ARE MY WILL TO LIVE.

by heckin' August 12, 2018

Otterbox

Using a condom. #WellProtected #SecondChances

Fuckint came like a hose. Good thing I had my otterbox on.

by HowBahNah October 9, 2018