Business Owner

An occupation description to throw others of your trail as a failure or as a distributor of illegal substances.

While filling out a personal add, Will described himself as a business owner instead of drug dealer.

by Tha Producer April 15, 2008

ofnero

A phrase of monumentous proportions created through exclamation mark mayhem which may be used in a number of grammatical constructions.

(ex 1) It must be featured at the end of a sentence, usually following at least one exclamation mark, or replacing such markings entirely.

(ex 2) It may stand alone as a beginning and end of sentence (or phrase) in and of itself, however the grammatical stipulation is that it must be utterly spontaneous barring that it is a response in a conversation. For example, in such a situation as the middle of class.

It is most commonly found in light-hearted conversations, but may be used during a serious discussion (creators will not be held responsible for adverse results of such useofnero).

It is pronounced quickly, as an attachment to the previous word if such exists.

(ex 1)
Brother: We're celebrating having a cake..
Sister: .....by having a cake
.....can't....get the cake open!!! ;_;
Brother: HAHHAHA BEST THING EVERofnero

(ex 2)

You should've told the telemarketer, "No thanks, we're not interestedofnero, bye!"

by Zelda December 3, 2004

Ownerrific

A word describing terrific ownage.

That new game you bought is ownerrific.

by Crowbar Man December 12, 2008

osterlocious

a step-dads word for confusing his stepkids.

when his stepkids are being bad, he says, "stop being so osterlocious!!"

by bobslave July 11, 2010

osnenns

Jumbled up nonsense. Literally the word "nonsense" all scrambled.

Person 1: tghutdtruhutedwwrergh
Person 2: that's just osnenns

by Adrastea Rose April 21, 2011

Osterduce

Osterducing: The act of ripping of one's genitalia with the use of sharp-barbed tentacles which erupt from one's vagina in a myriad of numbers. Generally the osterducing occurs whenever an adolescent participates in tom foolery and shameful shenanigans. During the excruciating process, some have been known to reach sexual orgasm, blood and semine, among other fluids, dripping from their ripped nethers. Though the supreme court has not technically classified this action as rape, they have classified osterducing as assault and battery. The penalty for osterducing is 3 months in an asylum and 12 months of rehabilitation for the victim. The one who committed the osterducing is protected by the DIO act. (Diplomatic Immunity for Osterducers). Though protestors continually riot over this almost seemingly incredulous act, the supreme court judges refuse to re-examine this case. In an almost poetic sense of the word, they call osterducing a quiet form of vigilante justice to "Shameful Youngsters."

Some of the signs and systems of osterducing are:
1. Screaming while clutching their genitals.

2. Blood and semine dripping on the floor from the ceiling.
3. Frantic cries of: "This is not rape technically but it hurts like a Bitch!"
4. An adult individual with tentacles emerging from their nethers.
5. Suction cup marks on the victims body and or scrotum.

If you know anyone who has been osterduced or is currently being osterduced right now, please call this hotline:

1800-PLZ-HELP

Johnny went around egging elderly neighbor's houses and one of them osterduced him. He doesn't come out of his home or speak anymore. He only screams when someone mentions tentacle hentai.

by Goobypls November 6, 2012

Osterbacking

The act of going too far with something. Usually in a homosexual or awkward sense.

Friend 1: "Yo I'm tryna get this bitch to suck my dick tho !"

Friend 2: "Haha yee I'm boutta hit up Palmela tongiht tho ya feel"

Osterbacker: "I'll just have Grant do that for me!"

......

Everyone at the same time: "Too far Ryan.. always Osterbacking"

by DatAintBigG October 6, 2013