An attractive man with a strong but quiet personnality; chizzeled features and gentlemen-like qualities. They tend to be independent, stoic and level-headed, but are actually sensitive and long for intimacy.
“You're so lucky to have a Osner”
"Wow, Jean, I never knew you were actually such a talker"
Best way to describe Jean, is "Fool him once, shame on him. Fool him twice, and you're world will crumble."
"Wow, Jean, I never knew you were actually such a talker"
Best way to describe Jean, is "Fool him once, shame on him. Fool him twice, and you're world will crumble."
by Osner November 22, 2021
Get the Osner mug.Harrison Osterfield is also known as the guy who taught us how to cut hot bread when no one else did. He's the best, most talented at cutting hot bread.
by SpideySarah February 22, 2017
Get the harrison osterfield mug.aka Ruel van Dijk, the sweetest human bean to ever walk this earth. Also quite tall. Looks cute in bucket hats and literally anything else. Can be spotted dancing awkwardly, yet adorably, at any time or place. Or saying, "AreeeeeeeeeEeeeeE YOU REaaaaaaaaaAaAaAaaaaaal", as it is his famous catchphrase.
by aussiemanruel January 7, 2019
Get the oneruel mug.From December 21st to December 27th every discord user can harass the owner. This lasts one week and the owner can't do anything about it.
by YeetingTheYeeter December 18, 2020
Get the Fuck The Owner Week mug.A behind-on-mortgage-payments homeowner that tries to sell their own home without a real estate agent (For Sale By Owner). This is a desperate stall tactic, often the last one possible, to delay foreclosure while the homeowner finds a new place to live (parents, friends, apartment, rental housing, etc). Often the house is abandoned the same day the "For Sale By Owner" sign is placed in the yard. Observers may also notice the homeowners taking objects that would typically be left behind if they actually intended on honestly selling the home, to include fences; sink fixtures; cabinetry; exterior lighting fixtures; counter tops; and et cetera.
It becomes clear to observers that the homeowners are in no way serious about selling the home, but it is obviously a stall tactic to pilfer and move as much value out of the home before they jingle mail the mortgage company. Another clear sign is that the asking price set for the house is insane, priced unreasonably high so as to not even attract potential buyers.
It becomes clear to observers that the homeowners are in no way serious about selling the home, but it is obviously a stall tactic to pilfer and move as much value out of the home before they jingle mail the mortgage company. Another clear sign is that the asking price set for the house is insane, priced unreasonably high so as to not even attract potential buyers.
Husband: Look at the Joneses... that is the 3rd sink fixture I've seen them put on the moving truck today, plus they took down the fence and left the fence posts!! I went to "ABC-fsbo.com" as listed on the sign they put in the front yard this morning and they're asking 20% more than what they paid for the place at the top of the housing bubble!! They're never going to sell in this real estate market.
Wife: Yep! This has Foreclosure By Owner written all over it.
Wife: Yep! This has Foreclosure By Owner written all over it.
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Get the Purse Owner!!! mug.The act of being completely dominated in every aspect, and embarrassed beyond recognition. Most generally used in sporting events, and ends with subjects leaving the area with their tail tucked between their legs.
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