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office fuel

n. slang term for coffee, tea, or any caffeinated beverage when consumed in office settings. office fuel is consumed in massive quantities when readily available, and subsequent servings are referred to as refueling.
The first person to arrive at work prepares the office fuel for everyone else.

Billy brought in a whole case of office fuel today, but I'm not sure if he will share it.
by projectaristotle August 14, 2009
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Office Boyfriend

A male co-worker who acts like a female co-worker's boyfriend, only at work. NOTE: This is not a "friends with benefits" type of scenerio; strictly platonic ... minus the occassional bootie brush up.
Suzy: "Are you going out with Dentonio?"

Brook: "No he is just my office boyfriend"
by Dentonio May 27, 2010
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Office Nips

When the Air Conditioning in the office is not quite set right, where it's so cold you're forced to put on a sweater to hide your protruding nipples.
It was so cold today at work, I had a bad case of the Office Nips. I felt like everyone was staring at them..!
by badgrammir June 16, 2009
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the office

Incrediably funny, inventive BBC Comedy by Stephen Merchant and Ricky Gervais about the goings-on at the office of a paper company called Wernham Hogg. Gervais plays the inept office manager, David Brent who confuses popularity with good management. Winner of two Golden Globes here in the U.S. and many others abroad.
There is a U.S. version in the works (visible nervousness, cross your fingers on this one), The Daily Show's Steve Carrell (yah!) is set to star in the central role so there is some promise. But watch the UK version first, cause it will always be the original and the best
See the definitive guide to "The Office" www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/theoffice
by remmy May 14, 2004
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Naval Flight Officer

An Officer in the United States Navy that makes sure that the Naval Aviator does not crash into a Mountain. He works diligently in his efforts due to the fact his body is only .3 seconds behind the Pilot in an Aircraft. Normally, a Naval Flight Officer is more Handsome and Smart in every way. This is proven by the fact that they refer to the pilot as a Stick Monkey.
"My Naval Flight Officer is awesome, he saved my from flying into IRAN"
by NFO4Life August 28, 2012
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box office

The female version of a airplane cockpit. To be used when the entire flight crew is female.
Flight supervisor: "Why don't you head up to the cockpit and see if the pilots want some coffee?"

Flight attendant: "I'm afraid it's a box office today, both pilots are female. Hope they aren't both PMSing."
by Darie H September 3, 2006
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office

Place to do your dirty business aka take a shit or wizz
by Matt December 16, 2003
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