blump off

a heated competition to see who gives the best blumpkin. the winner is then crowned as the "blump king" or "blump queen"

dude im having a blump off this weekend, wanna come.

O yeah, but you know im going to be the blump king

by vince mildew January 26, 2009

Fly off

To abandon a friend (in most cases, best friend) within their presence in order to hang out or become best friends with another.

It is also used to address to someone who has "flew off".

Guy 1 - "Your flying off on me?!"
Guy 2 - "No it's not what it looks like, we're just talking to each other!"

Guy 1 (a week later) - "Hey there fly off! How's your new friend?"
Guy 2 - "Screw you"

by Johnthebapteest September 17, 2010

Skive off

To skip or play hooky

Let’s skive off school and get McDonalds!

by woahdicks February 6, 2018

Jax off

1. A league of legends technique.

2. To masturbate; to jack off

"I jax off in league of legends"
"Really? That's such a pussy playstyle"

by Asuriel August 28, 2021

Limping Off

Reaching climax when fapping but never actually getting hard; Whacking off with a limp dick

It was a total suprise when I jizzed from limping off to scat porn!

by Frankie Puscher November 27, 2012

Off of Slack

When a person does something just to do it.

Person 1: Why are you cleaning your shoes?..They're already clean.

Person 2: SMT -_- I'm doin' this off of slack boy...chill!!! :|

by Ann-Nisa October 28, 2009

soaping off

When you jerk off using soap as lube.

I ran out of lube yesterday, so i ended up soaping off

by Kinchee August 6, 2016