oyster boy

oyster boy is an unfortunate half oyster, half human that was born when his parents got married and ate mollusks and fish on the isle of Capri by the sea, then his mother made a wish so he was born! the story goes that his parents are really upset that he is half oyster and can't have sex anymore so they go to the doctor and he says oysters improve sexual powers so they end up eating poor oyster boy and he is buried by the sea! *Weeps*
(He comes from Tim Burton's poetry book called "The Melancholy Death Of Oyster Boy & Other Stories")

A cross of grey driftwood marked Oyster Boy's grave.
Words writ in the sand
promised Jesus would save.
But his memory was lost with one high-tide wave.

by Oyster_Girl666 December 1, 2007

norwegian oysterfuck

Just A Disturbing Insult You Can Call Someone that will leave them speechless, (See thundercunt)

Jordan: YOUR A norwegian oysterfuck

Chuckie: Dude....

by J.J PENISFUDGE October 8, 2008

Oyster

When a man cums on a clit and he slurps it up (like you would an oyster) and spit it in the womans mouth

My girlfriend was to scared to swallow so I oystered it to show her it won't bad

by They know me May 27, 2010

Oyster

A non-Jew who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddish words for no apparent reason, except perhaps to look cool.

Oy vey! Can you believe the chutzpah that shmuck has?

by Palmer March 28, 2005

oystersauceking

A person who is an absolute Chad, someone who is the king of all Oystersauce and is also the best sauce in the world no sauce even dares challenge the all mighty

Guy: Bro is that Oystersauceking?
Guy 2: IT IS!
Guy: What a bloody legend

by TheOneTrueGodOfAll July 14, 2020

Skin Oyster

A small rare sea creature living between a woman's legs.

Jack: Hello, shopkeep. I'd like a gallon of your finest milk post-haste!
Shopkeep: Yo bro, did you totally resuscitate her Skin Oyster last night?
Jack: Yes, and dat pussy was bomb, and brought back to life, diggity-diggity-dagget.

by IcumAgallon November 26, 2009

nantucket oyster drop

During intercourse, with your girl on her back when the moment of orgasm is reached you quickly pull out, stand up, and drop your globs of spluge all over her.(watch out for the ceiling fan)

Dude. I was banging my wife and she was being all romantic when i gave her the nantucket oyster drop. must have been a half bushel.

by Capt'n Devo May 15, 2008