Nostradumbass

He has the amazing ability to see up his own butt.
Yup he can just pop his head up in there and take a look all around.
see also head-up-ass-itus

some idiot: it's 4:00 right now and in a half hour it'll be 4:30
me: Wow Nostradumbass , did you figure that out all on your own by sticking your head up your own butt and looking around?

by hey Holmes December 28, 2005

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Nostril Bree

Snot, phlegm, boogers, that thick substance you can't get rid of no matter how many times you blow your nose when you've got a respiratory infection. Akin to lung cheese, except in your nose.

"I wish I could smell that fine meal you're making, but my head is full of nostril bree."

by Huda358 May 21, 2009

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When you unexpectedly walk into a bathroom that someone has just destroyed with a massive dookie bomb. The initial shock of the pungent odor filling your nose makes you stand stiff as your eyes roll back in your head. If you've ever experienced these symptoms, you were the victim of a Nostril Knockout....and it sucks to be you.

*Note* Old, overweight truckers who eat cloves of garlic whole, are the undisputed kings of the porcelain. It'd take years of training (and junk food) to dethrone them.

*Guy* Dude, I opened the bathroom door and the "Iron" Mike Tyson of poop hit me with a nasty left hook...is my nose bleeding?

*Other Guy* You were out for a good 10 seconds, so I called the fight due to Nostril Knockout.

by KingofBattleshits March 5, 2011

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nostridumbass

Someone who constantly acts like they know what is going to happen but is always wrong.

We didn't go to the lake today because Bill said it aS going to rain. It's sunny and 85 all day....

You can't count on anything Bill predicts, he's a total nostridumbass.

by z28owner2 October 30, 2011

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