An act whereby an individual utilizes stealth and cunning to steal a passerby's towel while in a shower. The next step involves masturbating to completion into the stolen towel and placing it back, undetected, from whence it came. The victim will find themself unknowingly massaging their body with semen.
Dude, I totally just gave Bucket the Sticky Ninja.
I smell oddly fishy and salty. I think someone may have given me the Sticky Ninja.
I smell oddly fishy and salty. I think someone may have given me the Sticky Ninja.
by Spike Lizzle December 16, 2013
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George: Don’t worry, I’ll be ok. My attorney is a legal ninja.
George: Don’t worry, I’ll be ok. My attorney is a legal ninja.
by Lawdog April 8, 2020
Get the Legal ninja mug.When a gentlemen decides to enter the masturbatory stage of his day, he may decide to deploy the homo sapien style (standing up) only to realize his t-shirt drops down into penile range. To avoid ejaculate or any lubratory means being transferred onto ones personnel, the ninja technique is engaged by whipping the front flap of the t-shirt over the head to create a warm, stylish, and protective measure against the army of unbelievable stickiness.
Policeman 1: "We found this fine young lad frozen to death here in the arctic tundra'.
Policeman 2: "It looks like he's been out here for weeks and missed the warm soothing touch of a woman, and decided to literally take matters into his own hands".
Policeman 1: "Correctomundo. If only he had a mentor to teach him the ways of the masturbating ninja technique, he might have pulled through".
Policeman 2: "Hey! Yeah that's true. If only he kept his shirt flipped over his head with his shoulders covered instead of taking it completely off, he'd still be here today".
Policeman 1: "Poor, poor, uninformed bastard".
Policeman 2: "It looks like he's been out here for weeks and missed the warm soothing touch of a woman, and decided to literally take matters into his own hands".
Policeman 1: "Correctomundo. If only he had a mentor to teach him the ways of the masturbating ninja technique, he might have pulled through".
Policeman 2: "Hey! Yeah that's true. If only he kept his shirt flipped over his head with his shoulders covered instead of taking it completely off, he'd still be here today".
Policeman 1: "Poor, poor, uninformed bastard".
by dirk digglett March 31, 2015
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Person 2: what?
Person 1: have you heard the rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles theme song?
Person 2: no what's that?
Person 1: let me play it for you!
*song starts*
Riseeee
Rise of the... teenage mutant ninja turtles!
Teenage mutant ninja turtles!
Rise of the!
Teenage mutant ninja turtles!
Heros in a half shell!
TURTLE POWER!
Rising up against evil!
Paint the city green!
Raph is ready for a fight!
Leos making a scene!
Mikeys gotGOT rad skills!
Donnie rocksROCKS machines!
With each other they discover their destiny and rise!
COWABUNGA!
Rise of the!
Teenage mutant ninja turtles!
Teenage mutant ninja turtles!
Heros in a half shell!
RISEEEEEEES!
Person 2: what?
Person 1: have you heard the rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles theme song?
Person 2: no what's that?
Person 1: let me play it for you!
*song starts*
Riseeee
Rise of the... teenage mutant ninja turtles!
Teenage mutant ninja turtles!
Rise of the!
Teenage mutant ninja turtles!
Heros in a half shell!
TURTLE POWER!
Rising up against evil!
Paint the city green!
Raph is ready for a fight!
Leos making a scene!
Mikeys gotGOT rad skills!
Donnie rocksROCKS machines!
With each other they discover their destiny and rise!
COWABUNGA!
Rise of the!
Teenage mutant ninja turtles!
Teenage mutant ninja turtles!
Heros in a half shell!
RISEEEEEEES!
by Spiderman :3 April 23, 2023
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by DarkMillennia October 5, 2003
Get the teenage mutant ninja turtles mug.A fucking awesome and addicting game created by Halfbrick Studios. The goal of the game is to slice various kinds of fruits. As you slice the fruit, the juices of the fruit splatter all over the screen, depending on which way you slice them. There are 3 modes of Fruit Ninja: Classic, Zen, and my most favorite, Arcade mode. Classic mode is slicing fruits while avoiding the bombs. Arcade mode is similar except that so many fruits fly into the screen at once, which is an excellent oppoptunity to make great combos. There are always three special kinds of bananas: The Frenzy Banana, the freeze banana. and the double banana. When you slice the frenzy banana, you basically have a fruit orgy you can make epic combos and blitzes. The freeze banana freezes time and the fruits fly at the screen at a much slower rate. The double banana doubles your score. Zen mode is just like the frenzy but without the special bananas or bombs, so you have to rely on comobs. There are also many different kinds of blades that you can choose from. You also get interesting facts about fruit you migh not have known. This game is a must-have on your Ipod Touch or Iphone
Guy 1: Dude, you must get fruit ninja
Guy 2: (reluctantly): Fine
Guy 2: (a week later): Dude this game is mad addicting! Who would've thought that something so simple can be so good.
Guy 2: (reluctantly): Fine
Guy 2: (a week later): Dude this game is mad addicting! Who would've thought that something so simple can be so good.
by Wake Up January 5, 2012
Get the Fruit Ninja mug.If you're one of those whiny adolescent morons who threatens complete strangers with violence over Xbox Live despite the fact you haven't even got hairs on your chin, don't play Ninja Gaiden Black. The sudden jolt back to reality may annihilate you.
by Muttering Master March 8, 2007
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