Moralesoctupialphobia

The extremely rare and often hilarious fear that an octopus wants to rip you asunder with his mighty tentacles and eat you with his beak, just because he has nothing better to do on a Sunday afternoon than murder.

I just watched an octopus eat a sandwich with its beak and how I have a bad case of Moralesoctupialphobia.

by Caesar_with_a_Tweezer March 6, 2010

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moral cliff

What prominent government officials fall off of when they get caught cheating.

Senator A: Can you believe the head of the CIA got caught having an extramarital affair?

Senator B: Boy did he ever take a dive off the moral cliff. His career is over.

by euphemismo November 10, 2012

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Morally bankrupt

Morally bankrupt - adjective

1. Said of a person that acts without any morals.

See also: Epic Game Store, Tim Sweeney.

Oh dude, all the EGS is morally bankrupt, and Tim Sweeney tries to defend this.

by Raphabulous July 25, 2019

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Merals Bagholder

Everyone in the Batcave. Hoping merals do a parabolic move to cure depression

Look at him, merals bagholder

by Meral Lynch November 17, 2020

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Morally Gay

The act of telling someone of the same gender that you love them and proceeding to force them to kill you by asphyxia.

"told shiji boy he loved him.and then made him kill him that's morally gay by definition" - Cretin the Creator

by onesiezips November 22, 2021

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Economic moral determinism

A moral Philosophy that says that all organisms have evolved to survive and reproduce there own kind. To do this they seek out and do what ever is in there best interest at least in the long run. What they do by seeking what gives the mose pleasure or avoids pain. And that with all the things that do this a dollar value can be placed on it. And that all the morals that a person holdes they should hold only because it will help them make and/or save money.There is a movement to reform all morals on this principle called the economic moral determinism movement.

She believes in economic moral determinism.

by The Fury 13 January 15, 2011

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