moldy slit

A dirty bitch who pretends to be a prude but really just can’t get laid.

That moldy slit tried to bang my fwb last week.. and couldn’t.

by Zavior54 December 20, 2023

Moldy Hay Bail

When a woman doesn’t wash her pubic region for a few days, to the point of an unsavory smell and oily pubes ( slightly wet feeling). Then finds a man to go down on her. When he goes down, and gets close enough to notice she’s unclean, the woman grabs him by the back of the head and shoves his face in her pubes while grinding his nose in them, back-and-forth. Getting it all over his face.

“You know why you don’t bang girls you bring home from the GYM!?”

“No… why?”

“Because it hot and steamy down there like a Moldy Hay Bail!”

by ECV:Showtime aka “ Stache Hat” December 21, 2023

moldysalt'd

Throwing illegal immigrants at electric fences.

"I moldysalt'd the local mexican." An illegal immigrant getting completely stunned by an electric fence,

by theswaggiestever July 10, 2024

Molding

When someone is so shocked that they start to mold,
when someone is just shocked in general,
or when someone had had enough of something.

"My pet tv ate my dog's vanity mirror last century."
"I'm molding."

by THEJJN February 25, 2024

Moldy Donut

The Moldy Donut is a sex position in which you have to engage in missionary because that bitches asshole is stinky af.

Person 1: "Damn bru I finally got with that Latina last night"
Person 2: "Oh shit fr how did yall freak"
Person 1: "We had to do it in Moldy Donut cause she had some dingleberries hanging on for dear life ykwim"

by Craigs ankle moniter March 28, 2024

moldenspore

sexy Big man who wears womens jeans

uh oh moldenspores here.

by bussy bubussy April 15, 2024

moldenspore

sexy big man with glasses who wears womens jeans and does the mailman

uh oh moldenspores here.

by bussy bubussy April 15, 2024