Mistook your jam for jelly

When you think one object for something very similar to it.

"Tina you mistook your jam for jelly when you grabbed me limes instead of lemons."

by Editor man March 4, 2008

Milton

That one kid in your school who acts tough and gay like fortnite and has a megamind forehead

Yo is that milton yeah it is

by Gaynite June 8, 2019

Mistolin

A cheap tacky and smelly latin floor cleaner. Only women who where wooden shoes and those nightgowns called Moo-moos use this product. They can be found in most ghettos mopping the sidewalks with mistolin. The product is also used for laundry, dishes, babyformula, and to cure the common cold in most latin homes.

Yo my kid is coughin i need a quater to get some mistolin. OR The sidewalk is starting to look dirty it needs a mistolin mopping. and finnaly... Miha we ran outta cookin oil.. get some mistolin out the cabinet!

by Toofy August 31, 2004

mastoar

n - The leading rank of the new sport of OARING!

That dude is the Mastoar. He slapped some kid in the face so hard yesterday that he snapped their head back.

by JJ (mastoar) and mike (mastoar) November 16, 2006

MESTONION

Any kind of Mexican. No matter what part of South America you come from.

These damn MESTONIONS cant drive.!!!!

by China Sweet July 3, 2008

mestopoliosis

A rare disease that causes swelling of only the abdominal region and not the legs.

She has mestopoliosis, her stomach is fat.

by Terisa Lafonda October 23, 2008

masto

to masturbate.

"Yo, I'm gonna go masto now so don't come in."

by omgomgomg!!! May 5, 2010