fuck mine

another way of saying fuck my life or anything referring to you.

Person 1: How was your weekend?
Person 2: I was in the hospital, like fuck mine.

by hawweee October 8, 2009

Chilean Mine Shaft

Insert 33 beans in your partners rectum, then perform anal sex until you pick 33 beans off your penis or dildo

Last night I gave my girlfriend a chilean mine shaft last night

by 00(-7) October 18, 2010

mindbeef

v. to 'beef' with someone's mind; could be brainwashing, confusing, disorienting etc etc.

n. a 'mindbeef' (the act of mindbeefing); either 1. a tactic of confusing or 'psyching out' someone, or 2. (inf.) to skull-fuck; vigourous oral sex

Frank: I had sex with your mother last night.
Dave: Stop beefing with my mind!

(At the prison showers)
Bubba: You gettin' mindbeef'd faggot
Weiner doing time for income tax evasion: Gulp!

by Terry Deary June 3, 2005

hinging mince

the word hinging mince comes from the scottish slang word which means for somebody to have really bad smelly discharge from a womans vagina

"aye i tanned that girl at the weekend, she had pure hinging mince"

look at her, i bet she has pure hinging mince

by jackotits May 25, 2010

Mine truly

The inverse function of yours truly.

"Mine truly" may refer directly to the person you are speaking to, or any other third party so long as the reference to said third party is clear and evident.

Although yours truly can casually address an acquaintance, "Mine truly" is, in most cases, used to address a loved one (usually a significant other).

Ex 1:

Friend: "Who are you taking to prom?"

You: "Mine truly. Who else?"

Ex 2:

You: "I love mine truly."

Significant other: "That's corny af. I'm breaking up with you."

You: D8<

by Definitely not Kevin M. A. May 18, 2011

arse mince

arse mince is another term for "jobbies" or "Shit" with a very distinctive smell.

"after sticking my cock in emily's bum i noticed small fragments of arse mince it stunk".

by lee and les November 15, 2007

Aisle Mine

Using skillful timing, the Aisle Mine is a concentrated cloud of anal gas most often laid in supermarket aisles with the intention of it detonating violently into the nostrils of unsuspecting passers-by.

For maximum points, the perpetrator must not draw attention to their state of hysterical siezure in the adjacent aisle following 'discovery' of said Mine.

Dude 1 : "Oh F*ck!...F*ck me!...ergh!...!!"
Dude 2 : "Dude, we just got totally Pwn3d by an Aisle Mine!"

by woofbarkdonkey December 17, 2008