midget mile

A term given to people who take small strides due to their short legs. They take more steps than people with longer legs to reach the same destination. Therefore, they believe they've walked far, but haven't.

Person with short legs: "I had to jog all the way from Main & 1st to Main & 3rd yesterday. Man, I was so fucking exhausted! I must have ran a mile.
Person with long legs: "1st to 3rd is only 2 blocks. You ran a midget mile".

by scaryguy309 February 11, 2016

A Miles Rendallson

A Miles Rendallson is when you go to finish and spaff on the back of your sisters head but instead a little bit of poo comes out

Ahhh wtf mate, did you just a miles rendallson on my sons chest

by Poon pulvirizer the 3rd February 11, 2018

lizzy miles

she has a big ass booty. all the guys wanna fuck. her since of humor is slight sexual, but hilarious

i heard lizzy miles and him are dating

yeah he’s so lucky

by sexy bitch liz April 19, 2019

Holdridge Mile

Any distance between 2 points

Matt: "How much farther is there? I'm dying here!"
Brad:"Oh, only one more Holdridge mile!"
~3 hours later~
Matt: "We still aren't there!!!"

by tankwithteeth October 03, 2020

Miles Kirby

I’m going to miss him when he is miles away - intelligent, on road and packing - 100% boss

Road man 1 “Your Nan looks like a bit of a Miles Kirby”
Road man 2 “Well that is cause she is on road”

by hhbuhbo December 10, 2020

8-mile

When you use a bicycle to paint 8 miles of Astroglide onto a road and then slip-and-slide down it with an erect penis.

Ben 8-miled yesterday and it did not go well.

by DeathAndMaxes March 05, 2020

miles gloriosus

Latin for "bragging soldier." A person who continually boasts of his fighting capability, but the very nanosecond he finds himself in an actual fight, he turns tail and runs his ass out of town.

Bully: Well!? Who wants some!? I can snap a man in two with my fingers!
Fighter roughly his size: Sure thing, punk. *throws left hook*
Bully: SHIT SHIT SHIT! *runs down hall*
Random dude in crowd: Yup. Bona fide Miles Gloriosus.

by Intelligence001 November 22, 2019