Micro Transaction

The act of a midget becoming transgender

“ a midget has done a micro transaction in Lego city”

“Get the murder helicopter”

by TheBurbintor July 28, 2021

trix micro

This means slow micro in TD games such as Bloon TD6 by a youtuber

wow, trix micro!

by thanhdoeszyx December 28, 2023

micro-poon

(n.) a woman who is short in stature but high in bangability.

Shawn Johnson is micro-poon.

by blamaste December 9, 2010

Micro-toxic

micro-toxic (adj.): Describing individuals who fake non-toxicity while frequently resorting to passive-aggressive behavior and exhibiting traits of jealousy.

Jack, a self-proclaimed supporter of his friends' successes, often masked his micro-toxic tendencies. Despite his seemingly kind demeanor, he would subtly undermine their achievements through backhanded compliments and snide remarks, revealing his underlying envy and passive aggression.

by Sinakhaniofficial July 15, 2023

micro-safe

shortened term and or new slang for anything that is safe to put in the microwave.
a.k.a. microwavable

why dont you put that chilli in the microwave?
i have to get a micro-safe container first.
oh good plan dog.

by francinejagowsky March 9, 2010

micro molest

When Microsoft finds your asshole and puts their big fist in your asshole with no lube, elbow deep and laugh while you buy more stuff while their fist is still in you

I love being micro molested by Microsoft

by DerekLombardi July 27, 2015

Micro

Person who tends to piss on people’s desk. Also someone who likes to hook up with highschool girls.

You pissed on someone’s desk? That’s so micro

by Microsbitch September 14, 2021