Matteis

Matteis is a pretty chill guy. He’s always got loads of bitches on the go, but rumour has it that it’s all thanks to his sexy porn-stache and astounding height of 5’4”. You’ll probably catch him long boarding on an adventure to a local restaurant to surprise a friend. If you have a Matteis, you should keep them. They’re rare and always a great time.

Who’s that sexy beast over there?!
Oh that’s Matteis. Better hold on to your girl cause he’ll swoop her off her feet.

by libbysnoot September 2, 2020

Grey Matter Core Sample

drilling a hole in someones skull and fucking their brains out.

well Lary i guess im going to have to give your wife a grey matter core sample for letting Fluffy crap on my lawn again!

by wetspongecrosscountry October 20, 2010

Mattressdango

Sex (often rampant) involving a top hat and umbrella.

Sometimes you have to use mandango to do the mattressdango.

by Robert S May 13, 2006

mattress rider

a gay person

that guy is a mattress rider

by elmeatwado January 24, 2009

Mexican Mattress

When you take your piece/pipe under your blanket while you're on your bed, and you toke it. Gets hella thick hella fast

Dude I did a mexican mattress at home yesterday, I was so freakin' stoned

by The Dragon Lung January 11, 2009

FOREVER NO MATTER WHAT

Say this in a sentence after a rule or thing you want to take from or give to someone in a game.
Only you can break a forever no matter what.

guy 1 - "I am invincible, forever no matter what."
guy 2 - "Awwww, man!"

by BENJACKJACKBEN May 6, 2018

size doesn't matter

what guys with small dicks say.

jeff: size doesn't matter

liam: you're only saying that because you have a little cock.

by your mother's mother October 29, 2014