Double Breasted Matress Thrasher

A covert naming convention designed to point out large breasted wome in public in the guise of bird watching.

"Looky here Cledus, me thinks I have just sited the fabled Double Breasted Matress Thrasher"!

by Bobby Brooks January 10, 2005

Metrosexual

1. A straight man who primps and beautifies more than a woman, i.e. eyebrows being plucked, waxing, getting highlights. Is not gay

2. Ryan Seacrest

1. Friend 1: Have you seen Ryan? I think he got his eyebrows done

Friend 2: Wow, he's such a metrosexual

2.Ryan Seacrest is a metrosexual

by XXxLuvMexXX October 9, 2009

metrosexual

tricky term for a guy who's actually straight, but everyone thinks he's gay 'cause he's so in touch with his feminine side.

Mik's definitely metro. I mean, he wears girl's hotpants!
Droo won't admit he's metro cuz he thinks it means he's homo, but obviously from the above definition, i'm not saying he's gay!

by typh July 17, 2003

metrosexual

fruity, flamboyant, a man with unusually girly style but is interested in girls.

guy 1: Is that guy over there skipping?
guy 2: yes
guy 1: is he gay?
guy 2: nah man, he's just metrosexual

by luvergal268 June 30, 2011

dutch matron

a respected woman, known for her skill in performing dutch sex acts (e.g. dutch rudder, dutch porpoise, dutch sandwich, also coordinating dutch slave ships)

Ryan Seacrest (dutch matron numero uno)

by your mom's favorite dutchman July 21, 2010

Metrosexual

A guy that might be mistook for gay but is actually straight

Guy 1: That guy's a metrosexual
Guy 2: How?
Guy 1: He may look gay, but he actually hits on women
Guy 2: *while sticking tongue out* Ahhhhh,

by your best idiot March 28, 2010

Metrosexual

A male with extremely good fashion sense and hairstyle, but he isn't gay.

Half the guys at this gig are metrosexual!
I can't believe he's wearing a pink shirt.

by Emylee April 17, 2006