Asian PP Massage

A massage given by an asian at a massage parlor that includes a spunk spurting. The massage giver squeezes your dick or gives a penis pump to the point of ejaculation. It is customary during almost all massages given by females to their male client. They may or may not ask for an agreement on tip before giving it.
Rack nems: yo dawg we going to the asian Pp massage place tonight?

Stanley anderson: Ya brah, that girl Miwa game me a huge penis pump last time and i blasted her with my baby batter.
by May 15, 2022
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Asian PP Massage

A massage given by an asian at a massage parlor that includes a spunk spurting. The massage giver squeezes your dick or gives a penis pump to the point of ejaculation. It is customary during almost all massages given by females to their male client. They may or may not ask for an agreement on tip before giving it.
Rack nems: yo dawg we going to the asian Pp massage place tonight?

Stanley anderson: Ya brah, that girl Miwa game me a huge penis pump last time and i blasted her with my baby batter.
by May 15, 2022
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Finger Knuckle Massager

A cover up word for a jerking off machine for the lonely motherfuckers who cannot get bitches
Hey bro you want a finger knuckle massager. It relieves your pain super fucking fast.
by thegchad May 18, 2024
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Mattlee Massage

When two individuals embrace in a hug and then show mutual appreciation by beginning to rub each others back semi erotically.
*after a long day at work* Man, I could really go for a mattlee massage right now!
by Traumallama September 14, 2022
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Text massage

Messages sent to someone or others to emotionally support their decisions.

(Giving a text massage)
(Giving a text massage)

Ex. It's ok Becky if you ate a whole tray of cupcakes. You can start again tomorrow.
by Granmeyer August 11, 2018
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Texas Massage

A massage using barbecue sauce instead of traditional massage oils.
Ryan- “Any plans this weekend?”
Howdy- “I may find a lady of the night to give me a Texas massage
by RiverofJudgment July 25, 2024
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Lego Foot Massage

Friend: Hey buddy, how are we feeling?
You: I want a Lego Foot Massage
Friend: Gosh Diddly Dang
by soupylego August 15, 2021
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