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Portuguese Massage

The constant shaking of cars due to how roads were constructed long ago in Europe’s main landmass.
“Yo dude, when I was on vacation in Berlin, I got a Portuguese Massage
“Bogus!”
by BeanLover69 December 7, 2024
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baller massage

Michigan Rapper 1: "Took tha lil hoe to the cut, the garage, then I bent tha bitch over an gave her a baller massage"

Michigan Rapper 2: *actively making bank 📃
by TheHardtest June 7, 2022
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Bavarian hot rock massage

Like the conventional hot rock massage ,a Type of massage involves the use and placement of heated basalt river rocks on different points of the body it is then used to deep tissue massage by qualified technicians to expertly massage with the use of the stones ,
The Bavarian version has substituted the Rocks for three ( or four ) equally spaced faecal nuggets along the spine of the lucky recipient of the deep tissue relaxation massage .
The Bavarian hot rock massage is a great honeymoon gift to surprise your newlywed partner
by StuBoy February 15, 2022
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Finger Knuckle Massager

A cover up word for a jerking off machine for the lonely motherfuckers who cannot get bitches
Hey bro you want a finger knuckle massager. It relieves your pain super fucking fast.
by thegchad May 18, 2024
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Asian PP Massage

A massage given by an asian at a massage parlor that includes a spunk spurting. The massage giver squeezes your dick or gives a penis pump to the point of ejaculation. It is customary during almost all massages given by females to their male client. They may or may not ask for an agreement on tip before giving it.
Rack nems: yo dawg we going to the asian Pp massage place tonight?

Stanley anderson: Ya brah, that girl Miwa game me a huge penis pump last time and i blasted her with my baby batter.
by anonymous May 14, 2022
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Marty Massage

A circuit training program which combines exercise with massage. This was created by Major Martha Halftrack, US Army (Ret.). Usually done in the mornings before her husband, Amos, gets up. It is very comforting. So, if you want comfort without a barrage, go to Camp Swampy and get a Marty Massage.
Marty: Hey Bryant, you look tired, honey. What can I do to wake you up? (Suddenly snaps her hand) I know, how about a Marty Massage? You love those!

Bryant: Okay, how about five minutes of massage, then we run down to the DFAC and back again, and then another massage? (Jumps up and takes off running)

Marty: Whoah! Hold up! We haven't even done the warm up stretches, yet. Remember, you can't do PT cold body. You'd rip a muscle, sweetie pie.

Amos: What are you two doing? Oh, the Marty Massage? I love that! Can I do it, too?

Bryant: Sure! Drop and give me one-fifty! (Blows the whistle) Ten HUT!

Marty: Good God! One hundred and fifty push ups? That's a lot of push ups. That's my honeybear, don't burn him up!

Bryant: I'm not. (They all start running for the DFAC) I'm hungry. All this exercise made me want to eat.

Amos: Whoah! Me too! I gotta eat. Then, after we eat, we can burn off more goo. Good thing she knows what she's talking about.

Marty: Well, would any of you like a massage? Its not just exercise, its massage too! The Marty Massage is awesome!
by Dusty's Baby Powder August 1, 2011
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Kentucky Drive-Thru Massage

This is when a person is in a Drive-Thru in Kentucky. Preferably a McDonalds and there is an attractive male attending you in your car. You then proceed to flash the man with your breasts. When the man gets an erection you then try to get him to place his penis out of the window when this is achieved you then close the window with extreme force and the penis is disconnected from the rest of his body. You then put the penis in your bag and now you can use the penis for anything you want.
Tom: "Yo, What happened why are you in the emergency room?"
Randy: "This bitch pulled a Kentucky Drive-Thru Massage on me"
by pilpips June 17, 2016
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