a twink french boy who cums in a jar and bakes cupcakes for his friends and uses the cum to make the decomposing cupcakes. he sometimes jerks off in history and once got caught dwerking in religious studies.
by Dhdhdhdgshd July 31, 2025
when a man shits into a condom and mixes the slimy but delicous shit with dubai chocolate and puts it in the freezer to solidify. he then gets his wife to shove it up her clit and use it as a dildoh and use a jbl speaker to vibrate her hairy dildo fanny
by Dhdhdhdgshd July 30, 2025
When a divorced woman from east calder rides her ex husbands chode dick until he squirts every last drop of cum in his body into her uterus. she then gets pregnant and makes him pay for child support so she can use the money to buy primark stitch pjamas and scratch cards
by Dhdhdhdgshd April 30, 2025
when a deaf woman lets a man insert his long penis deep into her ear canal until he pounds her ear and cums deep inside it, after he is done he cums all over her hearing aid and shoves it into her vagina
by Dhdhdhdgshd April 04, 2025
winkypinky is someone who rubs fake tan all over themselves and sleeps in their fake tan without washing it off. sometimes they enjoy sleeping in their tan for so long they end up shitting or pissing all over themselves as they sleep, which results in a foul and strong aroma.
by Dhdhdhdgshd April 03, 2025
a bulgarian tablecloth is a divorced woman who inserts ripe bananas into her anus for five days preventing her from shitting. when she removes the mouldy decomposing banana from her hole, a fountain of shit collapses out of her bum and it is stored in a jar until she rubs it on her ex husband.
by Dhdhdhdgshd April 03, 2025
when an old woman rides someone’s dick on the public bus and let’s the man cum inside her uterus. when they are done the act of reproducing he shoves her walking stick into her vagina and rubs her hearing aid onto her flit xx
by Dhdhdhdgshd July 30, 2025