Definitions by Dhdhdhdgshd

west lothian happy ending 

when a woman from west lothian rubs melted chocolate orange all over her std magnet vagina. a man then inserts his hallapeno into her vulva and he contracts her chocolate std then adam robertson squirts all over his triple cheesy cervix

im such a hairy west lothian happy ending i eat shit

west lothian happy ending by Dhdhdhdgshd August 12, 2025

myrarexic 

an annorexic narcissist who goes on twitter rants and spends her free time talking to mentally ill strangers online and gooning to kneecap instagram posts. she can be seen in the wild in her room binging and purging and having esex with kim

you are such a myrarexic!! stop licking my hairy dildo

myrarexic by Dhdhdhdgshd August 11, 2025

french joe

a twink french boy who cums in a jar and bakes cupcakes for his friends and uses the cum to make the decomposing cupcakes. he sometimes jerks off in history and once got caught dwerking in religious studies.

my auntie is such a french joe she’s so wet

french joe by Dhdhdhdgshd July 31, 2025

bothwel massage 

when an old woman rides someone’s dick on the public bus and let’s the man cum inside her uterus. when they are done the act of reproducing he shoves her walking stick into her vagina and rubs her hearing aid onto her flit xx

i got a bothwel massage last night it was so itchy

bothwel massage by Dhdhdhdgshd July 30, 2025

East calder Milkshake

When a divorced woman from east calder rides her ex husbands chode dick until he squirts every last drop of cum in his body into her uterus. she then gets pregnant and makes him pay for child support so she can use the money to buy primark stitch pjamas and scratch cards

sean lammond is such an east calder milkshake, he rode cara last night

East calder Milkshake by Dhdhdhdgshd April 30, 2025

Bulgarian Teapot 

when a deaf woman lets a man insert his long penis deep into her ear canal until he pounds her ear and cums deep inside it, after he is done he cums all over her hearing aid and shoves it into her vagina

we had a bulgarian teapot last night, it was so warm and wet!!

Bulgarian Teapot by Dhdhdhdgshd April 4, 2025

bulgarian tablecloth 

a bulgarian tablecloth is a divorced woman who inserts ripe bananas into her anus for five days preventing her from shitting. when she removes the mouldy decomposing banana from her hole, a fountain of shit collapses out of her bum and it is stored in a jar until she rubs it on her ex husband.

my ex wife is such a bulgarian tablecloth! she puts ripe banana into her anus

bulgarian tablecloth by Dhdhdhdgshd April 3, 2025