When a divorced woman from east calder rides her ex husbands chode dick until he squirts every last drop of cum in his body into her uterus. she then gets pregnant and makes him pay for child support so she can use the money to buy primark stitch pjamas and scratch cards
by Dhdhdhdgshd May 01, 2025
by Dhdhdhdgshd January 03, 2024
Rakapaka is somebody who enjoys poo so much they put it up their bum and eat it, they sometimes also put it in their ears and nostrils. Some people even rub poo onto their teeth and skin because they think it helps prevent acne
by Dhdhdhdgshd December 17, 2024
when a deaf woman lets a man insert his long penis deep into her ear canal until he pounds her ear and cums deep inside it, after he is done he cums all over her hearing aid and shoves it into her vagina
by Dhdhdhdgshd April 04, 2025
a bulgarian tablecloth is a divorced woman who inserts ripe bananas into her anus for five days preventing her from shitting. when she removes the mouldy decomposing banana from her hole, a fountain of shit collapses out of her bum and it is stored in a jar until she rubs it on her ex husband.
by Dhdhdhdgshd April 03, 2025
winkypinky is someone who rubs fake tan all over themselves and sleeps in their fake tan without washing it off. sometimes they enjoy sleeping in their tan for so long they end up shitting or pissing all over themselves as they sleep, which results in a foul and strong aroma.
by Dhdhdhdgshd April 03, 2025