Bulgarian Teapot

when a deaf woman lets a man insert his long penis deep into her ear canal until he pounds her ear and cums deep inside it, after he is done he cums all over her hearing aid and shoves it into her vagina

we had a bulgarian teapot last night, it was so warm and wet!!

by Dhdhdhdgshd April 4, 2025

East calder Milkshake

When a divorced woman from east calder rides her ex husbands chode dick until he squirts every last drop of cum in his body into her uterus. she then gets pregnant and makes him pay for child support so she can use the money to buy primark stitch pjamas and scratch cards

sean lammond is such an east calder milkshake, he rode cara last night

by Dhdhdhdgshd April 30, 2025

french joe

a twink french boy who cums in a jar and bakes cupcakes for his friends and uses the cum to make the decomposing cupcakes. he sometimes jerks off in history and once got caught dwerking in religious studies.

my auntie is such a french joe she’s so wet

by Dhdhdhdgshd July 31, 2025

zara stewart

when a man shits into a condom and mixes the slimy but delicous shit with dubai chocolate and puts it in the freezer to solidify. he then gets his wife to shove it up her clit and use it as a dildoh and use a jbl speaker to vibrate her hairy dildo fanny

run you are a zara stewart

by Dhdhdhdgshd July 30, 2025

bulgarian tablecloth

a bulgarian tablecloth is a divorced woman who inserts ripe bananas into her anus for five days preventing her from shitting. when she removes the mouldy decomposing banana from her hole, a fountain of shit collapses out of her bum and it is stored in a jar until she rubs it on her ex husband.

my ex wife is such a bulgarian tablecloth! she puts ripe banana into her anus

by Dhdhdhdgshd April 3, 2025

Rakapaka

Rakapaka is somebody who enjoys poo so much they put it up their bum and eat it, they sometimes also put it in their ears and nostrils. Some people even rub poo onto their teeth and skin because they think it helps prevent acne

My brother is such a rakapaka, he won’t stop eating poo!

by Dhdhdhdgshd December 16, 2024

bothwel massage

when an old woman rides someone’s dick on the public bus and let’s the man cum inside her uterus. when they are done the act of reproducing he shoves her walking stick into her vagina and rubs her hearing aid onto her flit xx

i got a bothwel massage last night it was so itchy

by Dhdhdhdgshd July 30, 2025