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Loveless Marriage

When you're married to someone you're not in love with. It's loveless.
Person 1: "You single?"

Person 2: "I'm in a loveless marriage."
by ibdora March 19, 2019
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Elton John Marriage

Noun: A heterosexual marriage in which a gay man is attempting to mask his true sexuality.
"I didn't think Todd was gay, he has a wife and kids!"
"Nah, that was just an Elton John Marriage, he's a flaming queer."
by KewlKid5 September 14, 2014
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marriage

when a man decides its time to be your 2nd father
"where have you been until midnight"
by etlkj November 14, 2003
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black hole of marriage

From a singles perspective, it's where all you newly married friends go. If they do fall into the event horizon, they may never be seen again. However, if they are like a rare quasar jet, they may appear at a later time...wanting to hang out all the time.
Man, I haven't seen Jeff since he got married. He must be in the black hole of marriage.
by what the? August 23, 2006
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opposite-sex marriage

A legal or social contract between a male and a female; considered to be the only relationship acceptable by the Abrahamic deity
Some religious person told me that same-sex marriage is immoral but opposite-sex marriage is blessed.
by tory borty December 15, 2012
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MurRing

You know when you finish peeing and the last dribble makes a pee ring on your boxers where your pecker touches the cloth. That is a MurRing.
Greg Jones has the first ever observed case of the MurRing. And after pointing this out he says, "My MurRing is exposed!"
by Chris Jones Murrel October 30, 2008
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Gay Marriage

The union in marriage of two homosexual individuals. It is illegal in many places around the world, including thirteen US states.
8 Reasons to Oppose Gay Marriage:

1. Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
2. Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behaviour. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
3. Straight marriage has been around for a long time and hasn't changed at all like many of the principles upon which this great country was founded; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
4. Straight marriage will be less meaningful is gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of marriages like Britney Spears' would be destroyed.
5. The only valid marriages are those which produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because are orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
6. Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
7. Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion here in the United States.
8. Children can never succeed without both a male and female role model at home. That's why we, as a society, expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
by SlickSerpent99 August 5, 2017
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