by Geoff the Destroyer May 03, 2017
An arrangement in which the anti-husband and anti-wife may not have intercourse with each other, but must enjoy the company of others.
I thought same-same sex was pretty kinky, but wouldn't you know? Then Miss California came up with "opposite marriage."
by Just another warming denier May 01, 2009
you arent born gay. thats impossible. if your born male, you're gonna like females. males turn gay cause their mother babied them when they were young, or they hung out with females all the time when they were kids.
and this is why gay marriage should be banned. if you can turn gay, then you can turn straight again.
leave us straights alone. we've banned gay marriage and thats the end, so stop your whining.
and this is why gay marriage should be banned. if you can turn gay, then you can turn straight again.
leave us straights alone. we've banned gay marriage and thats the end, so stop your whining.
by 555 April 26, 2005
by lilface May 15, 2015
by leash leash April 01, 2009
A man should be given the special treatment of having special rights extended to him in reward for copulating with his own hand.He should receive all the same benefits extended to normal heterosexual couples.
by Mr. Slippy Fist January 23, 2005
When you go down to Brazil, meet a girl under a false name, then have sex with her on the beach, and right as you're about to unload you pull off your condom, plant your seed, throw sand in her eyes and run away. This will assure that she'll remember you forever.
Jenny - "Are you married?"
Tom - "Yes, but don't worry....it was a Brazilian marriage so she'll never find me.?
Tom - "Yes, but don't worry....it was a Brazilian marriage so she'll never find me.?
by sexman413 August 14, 2008