noah mango 

The point at which you've made it financially, you'll know because you are eating copious amounts of mango from Whole Foods which was sliced by a white guy named Noah.

Did you see the size of that girl's wedding ring!? She's totally at noah mango now, set for life.

noah mango by gleenn December 13, 2017

Meat Mango 

A euphemism for a girl’s moist genetalia.

Sorry guys, I’m gonna head home and munch on my girlfriend’s meat mango.

Meat Mango by ThatOtherOther November 30, 2018

torkad mango 

A boy answeres "torkad mango" when asked:

-What do I have in the bag baby
-TORKAD MANGO!
-Yeah, your right sugar

What do I have in my bag?
TORKAD MANGO

torkad mango by yoboytorkadmango November 19, 2021

pull a mango

To have a (often mirror) picture taken of yourself in which one or both of your legs are raised and/or in the air, a trend started by the glorious sensation that is Mango Juice. The person, not the fruit juice.

"Pull a mango when you take a selfie next time."

pull a mango by rggezdzzzdzd November 19, 2014

Chill mango 

A very cool dude who just wants to chill.

That dude is easy to hang out with, hes such a chill mango.

Chill mango by Starwars120k May 22, 2011

eating the mango 

Performing cunilingus.

From the resemblance between eating a juicy mango and performing oral sex on a female.

Guy: My girlfriend likes me to perform oral sex on her, but I don't enjoy it.... It's just so ... wet and messy.

His buddy: Dude, think of it as, like, eating a mango. In fact, my girlfriend calls it eating the mango.

eating the mango by Dandy Dinmot May 17, 2009

Climbing the Mango tree 

To masturbate out of desperation, especially during an extended period of sexual abstinence. Often the abstinence is not by choice, but rather by one's failed attempts to make it with someone else.
The term originates from an episode of "Two and a Half Men".

"...if you still have the energy, pull it like a monkey climbing the mango tree."

Climbing the Mango tree by J. Gam October 16, 2008