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Mountain Time 

When someone is late for a meeting and the general assumption is they were a) banging someone, b) batin in the bathroom, or c) any other sexual activity, they are said to be on Mountain Time - irrespective of their actual time zone.
Gary: Who are we waiting on?
Gladys: Lefty, again.
Laurence: Darn him. He's always late.
Steve: Bitch is probably batin' - I'll go check the stalls.
Gladys: Steve - language!
Steve: The dude has KY on his desk! He's on motherfuckin' Mountain Time!
Mountain Time by okparts August 14, 2014

mountain tickler 

To replace a traditional "mustache ride" for men with beards instead of mustaches who want their partner to sit on their face.

mountain honkey

Backwoods weirdos who play banjos and bang there cousins usually found in Kentucky in canoes with worm dirt in their mouth and penis in immediate family members
That mountain honkey is sleeping with his sister... doesn't surprise me
mountain honkey by CM68W January 5, 2017

Mountain View Middle School 

Mountain view is a good school where kids from across beaverton go. The kids that usually go there are the kids from Hazeldale that didn't aply for option schools. These kids can do band, choir,art,tech,pe,spainsh.ect...
Their school mascot is a Mountaineers...?
Ellie: I cannot wait for middle school! I'm going to Mountain View Middle School! Rigena: Trust me your going to wish that you had waited

mountain goat style 

Like doggy style but with biting...

Mountain dew fag 

A person named Allen who ducks copious amounts of seman and uses mountain dew as a dick chaser.
Hey quit being a "mountain dew fag" allen.