someone or something which resembles a retarded blowfish and who sharts alot, especially on hot summer days.
chacha from finding nemo... mong-deane
by jenny fartsalot July 6, 2011
Get the mong-deane mug.by Gemma Collins May 7, 2020
Get the Mong mug.English slang term for a simpleton, idiot or genuinely unintelligent person. A diminutive of the word 'Mongoloid'. Used in the same way as 'spastic'.
"Have you heard how he talks? He stutters and mumbles like a right mong..."
"I can't go down the pub in flip-flops, I'll look a right mong.."
"I can't go down the pub in flip-flops, I'll look a right mong.."
by TheValeyard January 27, 2023
Get the Mong mug.If your penis and testicles were removed, then you will have a lump where they used to be. This is called a bobby mong.
If you don't exercise your bobby mong then it will explode to become a bobby hole.
This can happen to women too but only in rare and gruesome circumstances.
If you don't exercise your bobby mong then it will explode to become a bobby hole.
This can happen to women too but only in rare and gruesome circumstances.
Dude 1: "Hey, I heard James has a bobby mong"
Dude 2: "I wanna slap that shit"
Dude 1: "what"
Dude 2: "what"
Dude 2: "I wanna slap that shit"
Dude 1: "what"
Dude 2: "what"
by Sam The Holy Ham January 20, 2019
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