Any man who ejaculates almost immediately after the beginning of intercourse with a female. The term was first coined by a few students of the Pasadena High School Senior class of 2008 in Pasadena, TX. While discussing their mutual hatred for a self-righteous nobody (named justin), one of the young ladies tells the story of how one of her friends (who shall remain nameless) was persuaded into having sex with the male in question, only to have him ejaculate way too prematurely. Justin was said to have "lasted only two minutes before he came. What a fucking pussy." The term has since then been attributed to him, but has been used to describe any man who has performed such shameful actions.
Girl 1: So...did that guy you met give you the night of your life, or what?
Girl 2: Night? What an overstatement...that douche turned out to be a two minute justin...what a dud.
Girl 1: Ouch...
Girl 2: Night? What an overstatement...that douche turned out to be a two minute justin...what a dud.
Girl 1: Ouch...
by JTFan4u June 15, 2009
Get the two minute justin mug.A time period of when somebody says they will be ready in a minute but really it will most likely take them a couple hours.
Jordan: Where is Andre
Anthony: He said he will be here in a couple minutes
Jordan: Damn, you know Andre operates in Jamaican minutes
Anthony: He said he will be here in a couple minutes
Jordan: Damn, you know Andre operates in Jamaican minutes
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Fuck Minutes are the minutes in life where you had just missed a big "minute".
This includes 4:21, 11:12, etc.
This includes 4:21, 11:12, etc.
Jesus dude, i was having a horrible day and then i looked at the clock to see a Fuck Minute.
11:12 FTL
11:12 FTL
by BS-Man August 30, 2010
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noun
1. any amount of time that is significantly longer than a minute.
2. a period of time that is longer than projected or promised.
3. any amount of time spent while staring at spinning circles, especially when something is expected to happen afterwards.
dats-uh-lawng-tahym
noun
1. any amount of time that is significantly longer than a minute.
2. a period of time that is longer than projected or promised.
3. any amount of time spent while staring at spinning circles, especially when something is expected to happen afterwards.
by Bancheis January 25, 2017
Get the Microsoft minute mug.A minute with an indeterminate duration. A metro minute could be 30 seconds or 30 minutes, and you don't know how long it lasted until it's actually over. Derived from the Washington Metro Area Transportation Authority (WMATA) metro train arrival times, which can never be taken at face value.
Jim: Man, it looks like I got to the station right on time. It says the next metro train will be here in 2 minutes.
Tim: You know those are metro minutes, right? Either the train has already pulled into the station and we missed it, or we're gonna be here for a while.
Sarah: Where the hell is Jessica? She said she was changing outfits and will be out in a minute.
Kara: She meant she'll be out in a metro minute. Just sit tight, it could be a while.
Tim: You know those are metro minutes, right? Either the train has already pulled into the station and we missed it, or we're gonna be here for a while.
Sarah: Where the hell is Jessica? She said she was changing outfits and will be out in a minute.
Kara: She meant she'll be out in a metro minute. Just sit tight, it could be a while.
by TimeKeeperz July 18, 2011
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Tradtionally shouted from the top of the stairs to parental figures.
Tradtionally shouted from the top of the stairs to parental figures.
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