mega virgin

A person who is so enveloped in a hobby or fad that they have no time to pursue basic needs. These basic needs include bathing, exercise, fresh air, and procreating.

Jack missed work, again, to play World of Warcraft! He sure is a mega virgin.

by Raquel Wallace May 22, 2008

Mega munz

If you are munz you are past the point of being bunk. ( Hayden azure is mega munz)

“Hayden, your mega munz.”

by Hayden azure is munz October 24, 2019

mega egg blaster

a homie who has really stinky farts and gags everyone.

dude gross! That guys is a mega egg blaster!

by kevin latta October 3, 2003

mega choc shake

A Chocolate milk beverage that is soley produced by wendy's™ . Some argue that it can be drunk via a straw while others argue and say that it is eatened by a spoon, currently wendys™ supply both a spoon and a straw. Wendys officials say that the original concept for the mega choc shake™ is to be drank using a round plastic straw.

"Would you like some of my mega choc shake™ with the supplied straw?"

by Wendy's CEO June 11, 2006

Mega Sperm

Sperm that is the size of a large rat. During ejaculation the mans penis will explode and the sperm will pop out the wound like an alien. a man with mega sperm doesnt even need to have sex to get a girl pregnant, when a man with mega sperm ejaculates every woman in a 5 mile radius becomes pregnant. mostly occurs in areas like Liverpool or East London, hence the large amount of chavvetes with kids.

Charnice: omg, you know like, my boyfriend got me pregnant.
Chantelle: omg, really? he got me pregnant too
Charnice: thats cause he has Mega Sperm, innit?
Chantelle: Yeah, like brap. lets go get a KFC and live of the council benifits cause we got an infinite amount of children.

by hahalolhahalolcat May 30, 2009

Mega Man 7

The seventh game in the Mega Man franchise, this 1995 SNES game is known for being the first appearance of the extremely hot character Bass. Women playing this game will experience raised estrogen levels, creamed pants, and possible PMS, which this game can also cure.

Suzy played Mega Man 7 and had a big orgasm at Bass. Now her PMS is gone!

by Snow Witch March 7, 2016

mega-ass

Big booty.

Damn she gotta mega-ass, that booty big for real!

by Blaze.4.real August 31, 2016