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Clean the kitchen

The act of cleaning out one's colon in preparation of anal sex (i.e. an enema). Derived from the coloration similarities of the brownie and fecal matter.

Note: During colloquial use, it is customary to replace "the" with a possessive pronoun such as "your", "his", or "her".
Innuendo: If you clean the kitchen prior to anal sex, it can facilitate a healthy colon.

Colloquial: Did you clean your kitchen yet? I want to post a video online.
by John Wilmer December 19, 2007
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in the kitchen

A term used by dope (meth) cooks to let you know that they're cooking without saying so.
I was going to go pick up a couple of grams, but when I called dude said that he was still in the kitchen.
by Bunnyfitch November 25, 2014
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what's in the kitchen?

A slang term for what is up?
Yo nigga what's in the kitchen?
Da kitchen is outawack!
by young joc strap August 6, 2007
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THIS KITCHEN IS BITCHIN'

when you are struck by the BITCHIN-ness of a kitchen. a sweet kitchen setup.
realtor: and here is the kitchen, it has marble coun...
buyer: THIS KITCHEN IS BITCHIN'!
by FUZZYmufflerZzZ January 25, 2010
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Mississippi soup kitchen

The act of vomiting inside a woman's vagina, eating her out, and then vigorously fornicating her without any showers in between steps. Optional: The woman may wish to use PVC piping to open the male's anus and perform the same act on him, only she uses a strap-on.
Jeff gave a Philippino transgender hooker a Mississippi soup kitchen upon her request. She returned the favor upon Jeff's request.
by Yobungus1337 June 13, 2011
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Cleaning the kitchen

aka Rim Job


The act of licking someone’s sphincter and inserting your tongue ever so slightly into their anus.
"Damn, Sheila, you're one ugly chick. But when you're cleaning the kitchen you're fine as fuck!"
by lick a lotta spokes October 13, 2004
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the kitchen

george washington - "martha, what did i tell you about using free will ?! now get back in the kitchen and make me some pie."

martha washinton- "okay."
by buenosnachos February 14, 2009
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