When a female gives a male the equivalent of a Roman Soldier using a Strap-On Dildo and surprising him with it in the middle of the night.
You should have seen the expression on my husband's face when I gave him that Joan of Arc! He almost started running assholes to elbows!!!
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(Student)Oh god! She's such a Jobana - look at how she's modified her uniform for him!
(Teacher)I know you've veen a bad girl and not done your homework, but I'm not going to spank you, you Jobana!
(Teacher)I know you've veen a bad girl and not done your homework, but I'm not going to spank you, you Jobana!
by Jobana K March 8, 2008
Get the Jobana mug.A totally average girl, nothing special here, move on. No special body not special intellect. Really stop reading... Oh she also laughs about everything.
She's such a Joanne...
by dbsafjldbjasfl December 5, 2013
Get the Joanne mug.A beautiful girl with dirty blonde hair, soft lips, she is so perfect. She is kind, bitchy sometimes, gorgeous, hot, and everything about her is perfect her hair, nose, eyes, body, personality. She is smart sometimes and is a really good kisser. She is a faggot, but so am I at least for her. Nina is the best person you’ll ever meet.
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Get the nina joan 🦖 mug.A white name for an asian whose parents wanted an easy name. A person who has NO manners and only bullies other people. Joannes are often mistaken for Joanna's who are more polite and intelligent. If you ever meet a Joanne make sure you run away. Or at least give it food. Joannes can also be mistaken as seagulls. They always have 'Cecilia's' chasing after them trying to 'civilise' them' but it never works so they join them. Joannes can f***k up your life, You either join them or fear them. If not you die. Be careful around Joannes and never fall for their fake niceness. They can hit you but you can't hit them.
Old Joannes own dim sim shops and go by the name Ling-Ling
Old Joannes own dim sim shops and go by the name Ling-Ling
Person 1: "Dude that girl just hit me"
Person 2: "That must be a Joanne. Run the other direction"
Person 1: "Dude that person keeps following me looking at my bread"
Person 2: "Man, Joannes hate butter put more butter on it"
Person 1: "Oh what are you on about I know a Joanne and she's really kind"
Person 2: "You probably have her mixed up with a Joanna"
Person 1: "Did you hear about that person who was pushed in front of a bus"
Person 2: "Yeah, they knew a Joanne"
Person 3: "Wow the world is scary these days"
Person 2: "If you ever see a Joanne run"
Person 1: "I feel like someone is looking at me when I sleep"
Person 2: "It's probably just a Joanne"
Person 2: "That must be a Joanne. Run the other direction"
Person 1: "Dude that person keeps following me looking at my bread"
Person 2: "Man, Joannes hate butter put more butter on it"
Person 1: "Oh what are you on about I know a Joanne and she's really kind"
Person 2: "You probably have her mixed up with a Joanna"
Person 1: "Did you hear about that person who was pushed in front of a bus"
Person 2: "Yeah, they knew a Joanne"
Person 3: "Wow the world is scary these days"
Person 2: "If you ever see a Joanne run"
Person 1: "I feel like someone is looking at me when I sleep"
Person 2: "It's probably just a Joanne"
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